I’m more tired of these kinds of satirical takedowns of movies than I am of movies doing this kind of stuff for real
TheSoCanadian
I can totally see the ‘excuse me princess’ line getting used on link. 😭
Goukaruma
Well the Mario movie played it save so I assume it will be similar. The problem is Link and to some degree Zelda have no personality. So they might come up with something that is annoying. Or they leave them bland which is a bit boring for a movie.
RedNog
I don’t know why I didn’t see the caricature of Link as Tom Holland but I immediately thought of Glenn Howerton…and somehow that casting would make it all ok for me.
DoeDon404
Idk, this sounds like a pretty subversive and clever take on the… erm… Jumanji like genre?
MadnessBomber
Oh man I hope not…
DoughNotDoit
where’s Chris Pratt? downvoted.
Waramp
I hope they cast a black actress to play Zelda just to watch the meltdown.
rebri
Hey, Listen
YourCrazyDolphin
Probably the best detail is the part Zelda even in the comic is shown to be clearly just as if not more capable thank Link, making you wonder why he is even needed for the story.
Mythic343
The rock can never lose in a movie so that’s not gonna work
Dynamitrios
“Jack Black as Jack Black in: Jack Black”
Stouff-Pappa
The Rock can’t be cast as Gannon since he puts “I can’t lose” in his contracts
Mememechan
With Seth Rogan as EVERY GORON.
Anti_Wake
Damn, my man out here leaking the actual script.
CelticSith
I would fucking commit seppuku
ImTheScatmann2
Im rob schneider
Turamb
Why is Todd Howard playing Link
Ice-Fight
I think im gonna puke..
Axolotl_Aria
Dwayne the rock johnson cannot be Ganon because his contracts state he cannot lose, or at least cannot lose on screen
sdurs
Pumba is in it?
The_Elder_Jock
Why must you hurt me?
Mr_Chill_III
Maybe you just didn’t want to spoil the plot, but you left out the part where the princess, the person you work to save in every Legend of Zelda video game, will save herself in the movie.
Just like Super Mario Brothers Movie.
Scaarz
Chirs Pratt as Link, of course.
eulynn34
stop, don’t give them ideas
Batrach0t0xin
Anybody remember Legend of Neil? Every time I see discussion of a live action zelda, I just remember that haha
Ayrios440
I love how awfully well this describes the majority of game to movie, movies.
They’re always set in the real world and there’s a qUiRkY game world that wooaaaaaaaahhhh they’re sucked in! Whoa I guess we’re not on Kansas any more! Hahaha!
Fuck sake…
Faust_8
Ganon gets defeated off screen because Dwayne is contractually obligated to never lose a fake fight
stinkbrain113
Well excuuuUUUuuuse me, Princess!
ElLibroRojo
Thank God we already lived through this with that Dragon Ball movie.
“High school-ifying” something is one of the worst ideas ever, especially when it’s clearly coming from some out-of-touch 50-year-old guy thinking, *“How can I make this relatable to kids?”* 🙄
kilomaan
You mean Dorkly’s prediction.
Greaseball01
“Well excuuuuuuuse me princess” – real quote from the script
rgnysp0333
I read the second panel in South Park voice.
Rob Schneider is, The Hero of Time. Rated PG-13.
Gardevoir_Best_Girl
The fact that Link has a speech bubble AT ALL makes me furious
Cardkoda
We already got the best live action Zelda production ever. It’s called the legend of Neil. And it’s a masterpiece
elibou440
Actually Dwayne can’t be ganon in his contracts Dwayne cannot lose a fight
psycharious
And Navi is voiced by Awkwafina
Dog_in_human_costume
This movie has a 90% chance of being trash
DaymD
Did the people in charge of that movie come out to say that they never played the games and will pridefully take a different creative direction ? I feel like it’s a trend with live action remakes of games nowadays.
At this point, every time i’m just watching out for this now.
nullv
Following the Minecraft formula, Ganon would never be mentioned. The actual boss of the movie would be some random bokoblin with a tragic, but silly backstory.
Kitakitakita
The only role I’d allow for Jack Black is Darunia.
Which I mean, come on.
LearningCrochet
jack black as ganon
Unreproachablename
My bet is: no matter how good the movie is, at least 50% of fans will hate it.
Double or nothing: the movies is absolute trash to everyone who doesn’t eat lead paint.
crazyrich
Sorry can’t have the Rock as Ganon as he has built into his contract he can’t lose fights, unless there’s a sub clause that no longer counts when his character transforms into a CGI monstrosity
SharpPoetry
Couldn’t possibly happen. Dwayne isn’t sweating through a greeny grey t-shirt that’s two sizes too small for him.
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Thanks. I hate it.
I’m more tired of these kinds of satirical takedowns of movies than I am of movies doing this kind of stuff for real
I can totally see the ‘excuse me princess’ line getting used on link. 😭
Well the Mario movie played it save so I assume it will be similar. The problem is Link and to some degree Zelda have no personality. So they might come up with something that is annoying. Or they leave them bland which is a bit boring for a movie.
I don’t know why I didn’t see the caricature of Link as Tom Holland but I immediately thought of Glenn Howerton…and somehow that casting would make it all ok for me.
Idk, this sounds like a pretty subversive and clever take on the… erm… Jumanji like genre?
Oh man I hope not…
where’s Chris Pratt? downvoted.
I hope they cast a black actress to play Zelda just to watch the meltdown.
Hey, Listen
Probably the best detail is the part Zelda even in the comic is shown to be clearly just as if not more capable thank Link, making you wonder why he is even needed for the story.
The rock can never lose in a movie so that’s not gonna work
“Jack Black as Jack Black in: Jack Black”
The Rock can’t be cast as Gannon since he puts “I can’t lose” in his contracts
With Seth Rogan as EVERY GORON.
Damn, my man out here leaking the actual script.
I would fucking commit seppuku
Im rob schneider
Why is Todd Howard playing Link
I think im gonna puke..
Dwayne the rock johnson cannot be Ganon because his contracts state he cannot lose, or at least cannot lose on screen
Pumba is in it?
Why must you hurt me?
Maybe you just didn’t want to spoil the plot, but you left out the part where the princess, the person you work to save in every Legend of Zelda video game, will save herself in the movie.
Just like Super Mario Brothers Movie.
Chirs Pratt as Link, of course.
stop, don’t give them ideas
Anybody remember Legend of Neil? Every time I see discussion of a live action zelda, I just remember that haha
I love how awfully well this describes the majority of game to movie, movies.
They’re always set in the real world and there’s a qUiRkY game world that wooaaaaaaaahhhh they’re sucked in! Whoa I guess we’re not on Kansas any more! Hahaha!
Fuck sake…
Ganon gets defeated off screen because Dwayne is contractually obligated to never lose a fake fight
Well excuuuUUUuuuse me, Princess!
Thank God we already lived through this with that Dragon Ball movie.
“High school-ifying” something is one of the worst ideas ever, especially when it’s clearly coming from some out-of-touch 50-year-old guy thinking, *“How can I make this relatable to kids?”* 🙄
You mean Dorkly’s prediction.
“Well excuuuuuuuse me princess” – real quote from the script
I read the second panel in South Park voice.
Rob Schneider is, The Hero of Time. Rated PG-13.
The fact that Link has a speech bubble AT ALL makes me furious
We already got the best live action Zelda production ever. It’s called the legend of Neil. And it’s a masterpiece
Actually Dwayne can’t be ganon in his contracts Dwayne cannot lose a fight
And Navi is voiced by Awkwafina
This movie has a 90% chance of being trash
Did the people in charge of that movie come out to say that they never played the games and will pridefully take a different creative direction ? I feel like it’s a trend with live action remakes of games nowadays.
At this point, every time i’m just watching out for this now.
Following the Minecraft formula, Ganon would never be mentioned. The actual boss of the movie would be some random bokoblin with a tragic, but silly backstory.
The only role I’d allow for Jack Black is Darunia.
Which I mean, come on.
jack black as ganon
My bet is: no matter how good the movie is, at least 50% of fans will hate it.
Double or nothing: the movies is absolute trash to everyone who doesn’t eat lead paint.
Sorry can’t have the Rock as Ganon as he has built into his contract he can’t lose fights, unless there’s a sub clause that no longer counts when his character transforms into a CGI monstrosity
Couldn’t possibly happen. Dwayne isn’t sweating through a greeny grey t-shirt that’s two sizes too small for him.
You just ruined my day 🤣😂