Yes, and I walked in expecting a job….I was shocked to my core when….that happened so suddenly.
CitrusSpice007
That is basically the best non-lethal melee weapon you can get in the game, it’s what I always use to take down cyberpsychos.
Optimal_Blood1537
Now you can conquer the world. This time around I have selected different dialogue options, and I think I can’t do with Meredith. But I will fix it. I really want to romance her
Keltoigael
“Mission”
doxtorwhom
Always. Meredith may be a corpo bitch but she’s my corpo bitch! >!Actually just kidding, I’m her corpo bitch…!<
CanisZero
Yeah… how else ya gonna kill smasher?
Striking_Land_8879
get BFC900 next it’s way stronger and it vibrates. near where capitan is
South-Acanthisitta37
Lmao yes and then I proceeded to be a menace afterwards.
BKeepME
Now go find the other one
red_enjoyer
*everyone* did it
Famous_Historian_777
Sadly yes. Body heat radio doesn’t hit the same since
lordcochise
lol and that thing is like one of the strongest melee weapons in the GAME
Ok_Savings2674
I lost mine ðŸ˜
Nudeboy6969
Yeah i did it and i use this dildo for combat. It is one of the best melee weapon in cyberpunk and yeah i loved it.
Southern_Kaeos
I showed it to my wife and asked if we could re-enact it. She said no
Medium_Koala_6241
Finished
GrimmaLynx
No, the game has been out for four years, and you’re the only person who ever figured out how to fint the meredith hook-up. No one’s ever posted about it either
darkballsnigg4
where is it
phaskm
Once or twice, then I usually go her meaning In side with Malstorm. I actually have to find her in the water still
DermikL
I found another one
Drop from a guy on the hill idk location but I was surprised
starfruit_enjoyer
naw you’re literally the only person who has ever done this. congratulations on your trailblazing and discovery of this long hidden secret.
Kithkanen
Every time. How do I pass up the most powerful one handed blunt weapon in the game?
BlinkSpectre
No, she did me.
Rekkas1996
I used sir John to eradicate the foes of Blue Moon from Us Cracks
b00nish
> Anybody else did this side mission?
No. You’re the first person who have found it since the game was released 4 years ago. The other 25+ million players have all missed it.
And you’re definitively also the first person to post Sir John Phallustiff in this sub. By no means there have been thousands of posts about that item.
xAnKony
Yea with pleasure
PhotoShop852
Except for one time on my playthrough, I always please my queen.
ComedianXMI
Couldn’t loot it. Sat on the bed and even the engine was telling me, “Nah, bro. Just nah.”
QueenofSheba94
No lol. I make sure she’s taken out at the start. I HATE her lol
Although I still haven’t been able to find her body under the ocean…
fluffy_bottoms
Nope, nobody. You discovered it.
NoobsThinkIHack
Me @ 2020 v1.0
K_Hoslow
The Excalibur to slay Adam Smasher
Jealous-Algae-2566
It is I just find out I just finished that mission but I think I know how that going to work but I just finally got that
DarthAlveus
Nah dude you’re the first person to discover it, congrats!
MurKdYa
What mods are you running?
Sirfury8
Did I fuck my Dommy Mommy on every playthrough male or female? Yes, yes I did.
Kira_Okami
Where can I get the black one?
No_Needleworker_9921
Yes and I was very scaroused when I first walked in the room
EfficientEconomy2875

Red_Asari
w h a t
Magnus_Helgisson
I’m pretty sure there was a glitch in earlier versions where if you didn’t pick up the dildo, you could return to No-Tell Motel for infinite times and get Meredith waiting for you, but I can’t find any mentions anymore.
CowEither343
I missed the pick up
MissThreepwood
I do it every time, because I need it to hit someone during Judy’s mission with it unconscious… And it has to be this “weapon”, because it’s just fitting. 😉
sevnminabs
A chance to “get friendly” with a cold-hearted bitch? You bet!
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Yes, and I walked in expecting a job….I was shocked to my core when….that happened so suddenly.
That is basically the best non-lethal melee weapon you can get in the game, it’s what I always use to take down cyberpsychos.
Now you can conquer the world. This time around I have selected different dialogue options, and I think I can’t do with Meredith. But I will fix it. I really want to romance her
“Mission”
Always. Meredith may be a corpo bitch but she’s my corpo bitch! >!Actually just kidding, I’m her corpo bitch…!<
Yeah… how else ya gonna kill smasher?
get BFC900 next it’s way stronger and it vibrates. near where capitan is
Lmao yes and then I proceeded to be a menace afterwards.
Now go find the other one
*everyone* did it
Sadly yes. Body heat radio doesn’t hit the same since
lol and that thing is like one of the strongest melee weapons in the GAME
I lost mine ðŸ˜
Yeah i did it and i use this dildo for combat. It is one of the best melee weapon in cyberpunk and yeah i loved it.
I showed it to my wife and asked if we could re-enact it. She said no
Finished
No, the game has been out for four years, and you’re the only person who ever figured out how to fint the meredith hook-up. No one’s ever posted about it either
where is it
Once or twice, then I usually go her meaning In side with Malstorm. I actually have to find her in the water still
I found another one
Drop from a guy on the hill idk location but I was surprised
naw you’re literally the only person who has ever done this. congratulations on your trailblazing and discovery of this long hidden secret.
Every time. How do I pass up the most powerful one handed blunt weapon in the game?
No, she did me.
I used sir John to eradicate the foes of Blue Moon from Us Cracks
> Anybody else did this side mission?
No. You’re the first person who have found it since the game was released 4 years ago. The other 25+ million players have all missed it.
And you’re definitively also the first person to post Sir John Phallustiff in this sub. By no means there have been thousands of posts about that item.
Yea with pleasure
Except for one time on my playthrough, I always please my queen.
Couldn’t loot it. Sat on the bed and even the engine was telling me, “Nah, bro. Just nah.”
No lol. I make sure she’s taken out at the start. I HATE her lol
Although I still haven’t been able to find her body under the ocean…
Nope, nobody. You discovered it.
Me @ 2020 v1.0
The Excalibur to slay Adam Smasher
It is I just find out I just finished that mission but I think I know how that going to work but I just finally got that
Nah dude you’re the first person to discover it, congrats!
What mods are you running?
Did I fuck my Dommy Mommy on every playthrough male or female? Yes, yes I did.
Where can I get the black one?
Yes and I was very scaroused when I first walked in the room

w h a t
I’m pretty sure there was a glitch in earlier versions where if you didn’t pick up the dildo, you could return to No-Tell Motel for infinite times and get Meredith waiting for you, but I can’t find any mentions anymore.
I missed the pick up
I do it every time, because I need it to hit someone during Judy’s mission with it unconscious… And it has to be this “weapon”, because it’s just fitting. 😉
A chance to “get friendly” with a cold-hearted bitch? You bet!