K.K. Slider Announces He Fathered Litter Outside of Marriage

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  1. Kola18_97

    I know what this is referencing and that makes it 10x funnier.

  2. nderperforminMessiah

    K. K. Is lucky they went with the Grohl story in stead of the Diddy one

  3. jadevelma

    Said in an official statement: Wa woo wee we wo. Mi, mi, ma mi, mi mo me me wo. Hm

  4. jadevelma

    I mean I stopped following him after the rumors regarding the serial murders, but this really sucks to hear.

  5. steamshotrise

    “I’ve got another confession to make!”

  6. OpticRhyme

    I had a bad feeling about him when he kept hanging out at Redds secret parties, Redds a pretty shady guy and not someone he should be associating with

  7. BrenCamp13

    I love how we all just know what this is referencing.

  8. emelbee923

    This is in poor taste. I don’t see why we, the public, need to know anything about the personal life of a beloved entertainer. We should respect K.K. and his family’s privacy. Let sleeping dogs lie.

  9. WrongColorCollar

    Literally no celebrity can be trusted

  10. Metalfreak4677

    K.K. Also suffered from a bad heroin addiction back in the day, fortunately he got off it though. Just sucks seeing a guy win a battle, only to find himself in another one shortly afterwards. Dude needs to get his life under control and start making bangers I can drink coffee too.

  11. DeadlyLancer

    I always thought “Welcome Horizons” had another meaning.

  12. RaylanGiv3n5

    There’s been talk about K.K for years. Remember in 2018, Dr. Shrunk said he put a pitfall seed in front of someone when they were leaving the town plaza as a distraction so he could grope Purrl? *repeated disgusted emotion*

  13. I knew he didn’t come to my island randomly just to play some music.

  14. BigOleFerret

    “At press time, half of Slider’s new litter of puppies had been eaten by their mother.”

    Excuse me what?

  15. B-BoyStance

    Don’t know how anyone is surprised by this. Pretty much all famous musicians do this.

  16. WrastleGuy

    I burned all his albums today.  Sad to admit I was ever a Sliderie.

  17. sawbladex

    Yoshi could not be found to comment. Despite last being seen in Link’s Awakening.

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