Minecraft movie teaser.

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  1. LaserGadgets

    I remember hearing about the Borderlands movie and I was like :> OH BOI OH BOI

    2 years later I heard it almost has been canceled. Then trouble with writers, directors…then I saw the cast, hoped it was a joke. It wasn’t. And that was it for me, with that BL movie.

  2. AileStrike

    What’s with the Mario fans  the recent Mario bros movie was good. 

  3. SqeeSqee

    “Mario fans” should not be there. we loved the movie cause it was actually good. ‘Safe’ but good, there were so many ways it could have fucked up

  4. Howitzeronfire

    Guys, do you not remember the old Mario movie?

  5. EMB_pilot

    I don’t get how movie studios can fuck up a game adaptations without intentionally doing so. Seriously, you already have what all the characters look like, their personalities and setting already all done for you. Just need to create a story, which most games have one already and respect the source material. It takes special effort to screw it up.

  6. ithappenb4

    Noticing that they all have Jack Black. Seeing a trend going on.

  7. Christ, I remember them announcing that movie 10 years ago!

    Lucky for them Minecraft is still just as popular.

  8. hotstickywaffle

    I loved the Mario movie. I’m just happy they chose to not do the “real people in the video game” or the “video game character in the real world” tropes

  9. x_scion_x

    a number of these comments are making me feel *incredibly* old

  10. DoYouMeanShenanigans

    ….wasn’t the Borderlands Movie actually the first time? People really need to think before making their memes.

  11. the only thing studios learned from mario is to cram jack black in their movie

  12. Razgriz6

    If only they casted Chris Pratt to star in it…. would have been perfect doodoo.

  13. throw-me-away_bb

    >Mario Fans

    as if the latest Mario movie isn’t a masterpiece

  14. Golden-Owl

    Don’t worry, Jack Black will hard carry

  15. FiveGuysisBest

    Woah woah. I know the first movie stunk but Mario fans got a great one in the most recent. Loved that movie.

  16. goliathfasa

    Mario fans are the ones putting nooses on them.

  17. FoxTenson

    Replace that Mario Fans one with Monster hunter fans and it works so much better.

  18. elmatador12

    I think my favorite part of the Minecraft trailer is that it 100% looks like Jack black just rolled out of bed expected a table read only to find out they were actually shooting.

  19. SuperToxin

    It looks so fucking bad like teletubbies fucking bad

  20. CorbinNZ

    Why is Mario on there? The Mario movie was great.

  21. Mario movie was good get out of here with that

  22. gorechimera

    Bottom of the pool : Assassin’s Creed fans

  23. zappingbluelight

    The Mario movie was pretty good though, it’s not like Oscar level, but it’s a fun Friday night movie with family.

  24. ShovelKight

    At least the Mario movie ended up being good

  25. a3minutehero

    Minecraft is a kids film based on one of the biggest franchises in the world. It’ll make bank, even if it’s shit. Borderlands only had the teen/adult market to go for, and most of them knew what was up when it came to that film.

  26. Coast_watcher

    Sonic fans: sucks to be you lol 😝

    But seriously a sandbox game like Minecraft might do better than a story game like Borderlands that fans will nitpick to death. That’s why an RDR movie I will feel nervous about too, because if it doesn’t hit on casting or story, oh lord.

  27. popoflabbins

    Feel like I’m taking crazy pills seeing all these people say the new Mario movie was good. That shit is like a 3/10, and that’s me being a bit lenient to it. Must not watch many movies I guess.

  28. Meekorockz

    What they made minecraft movie oh boy lol

  29. hurtfulproduct

    Change Mario to Halo and it’s accurate; Mario was a really fun movie. . . Halo was a fucking travesty; all they had to do was make a live action version of the games or even something that ran parallel; but instead they tried to re-write canon and use shitty characters and stories to do it.

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