"It's like porn, or the perfect turd; I can't describe what I'm looking for, but I'll know it when I see it."
-Trevor
"It's like porn, or the perfect turd; I can't describe what I'm looking for, but I'll know it when I see it."
-Trevor
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NANO MACHINE, SON
“like the good ol days after nine eleven” -sundowner
“Enjoy your new obsession.”
-Daggerfall Unity Tutorial.
I do like the ability to alter clothing in that game and man do I miss something I didn’t know I needed.
Also, I know why Elder Scroll players are loot goblins.
Half of everyone in Daggerfall City is an asshole.
Get out of here stalker
Lester the molester! -Trevor
“Uh-Huh”
-V, Cyberpunk 2077
>This is real darkness. It’s not death, or war, or child molestation. Real darkness have love for a face. The first death is in the heart, Harry.
Disco Elysium
“Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of gum.”
Johnny: I’m gonna shoot the Devil in the face.
Kinzie: I think you may be skipping some details.
Johnny: No, I said in the face.
Nothing is true, everything is permitted. -AC
I gave you all I had. -RDR2
“Arse N Balls?! HAHAHHA”
“You were expected but not particularly welcomed” — Father Karras.
“Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.”
― Javik, Mass Effect
“Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact… same fucking thing… over and over again expecting… shit to change… That. Is. Crazy.” – Far Cry 3
“There’s a good man within you, Arthur, but he is wrestling with a giant. And the giant, wins, time and again.”
“What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you!”
“You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them”
*flying to an observatory in a blimp, bailing last second and blowing up the blimp into the building with several broken bones and ruptured organs from the fall*
“DAVEY!”
“You will be baked and then there will be cake” portal 1
You spoony bard!
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
Time, doctor Freeman?
“Ah, shit, here we go again”
CJ, GTA: SA
“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world”
No one? Ok I’ll put in “MAKE LIFE TAKE THOSE LEMONS BACK, I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS”
Here is mine:
” ”
-Morgan Freeman
I regret nothing.
“Everyone think their the hero of their own story.”
Followed by, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions, while the ones you love litter the road side.”
I know he may not have been the original sayer of these, but handsome jacks quotes always sounded so good!
“YOWZERS! And I thought Dunby had bad breath!” – Chase McCain, Lego City Undercover
« A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless »
Darkest dungeon
**Timon:** It starts…
“I like dogs”
I will drink from your skull and
That’s a nice head you have on your shoulders
Mount and Blade : Warband
>They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and then it was over.
Max Payne