The funniest moment in the game.

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  1. BenAshhh

    Takemuras messages are always some of the best to read lmao

  2. blacknwhite07

    Love the fact that the next day Takemura messages something along the lines of “I’m sorry, was angry at the time, hope you don’t hate me.”

  3. in french the joke is slightly different and imply he is “coming out” as gay i don’t remember exactly how it’s written but i was Laughing so much and i took a screenshot of it even used that screenshot on a presentation where i picked cyberpunk as a subject

  4. BruiserBison

    yeah I was gonna let him die on my 3rd playthrough seeing as he’s your enemy no matter what you do as long as you’re not taking Hanako’s offer. Then that time came to finally ditch the old coot and… I couldn’t do it. Jumped back into his floor through the hole I fell through and started hacking. All because he’s a pleasure to talk to sometimes…

  5. Kisalive

    I picked the arasaka ending because of this

  6. TheFuzzsterGoat

    if you dont save takemura you’re an opp 😤😤😤

  7. LetMeDieAlreadyFuck

    Man I love Takemura, he feels like an old dad who’s just learning what a cell phone is

  8. StrongStyleDragon

    I didn’t know you could save him…

  9. BluesyPompanno

    This is kinda hilarious, Takemura was part of the Arasaka army and personal bodyguard.

    So he is either trolling V or he spend most of his life without cybernetics, which speaks about his baddasery even more.

  10. pablo5426

    wait until he mistakes your chat with google

  11. adhalliday22

    I actually love this in the game. Every text convo and we choose the reply. It’s so simple and over looked but definitely ads a lot more dimensions to the world and the characters! I’ve only been playing the game in the last month or so and it’s bloody amazing! Wish id gotten it sooner. Didn’t because when it first came out I had a gaming break and then returned last year and just never got around to it. God I missed out!

  12. Lord_Webotama

    Massive Boomer Dad + Weeb Energy.

    Considering the year, Takemura definitely was a huge nerd as a kid, watching anime and shit.

  13. PurpleCloudsPinkSky

    Funny as heck, but the funniest? Have you not run into the street fan on JigJig Street who mistakes Goro for comedian Hideshi Hino? And not get the chance to lean into it?

    “Can you still do your famous “better buckle up”?

  14. StuartheWild

    But why is it so much fun to push Takemura’s buttons?

  15. Philkindred12

    I swear to god, Goro definitely travelled from some other place in time.

    Edo Period maybe.

  16. BuyerMountain621

    I always felt awkward when life-long soldier, badass samuraish bodyguard of the emperor texts like a teenager.

  17. Later he apologizes but I’m always like “nah, man, that was an awesome joke”

  18. Incorrect_ASSertion

    Imo T is stoic and cool and knows his shit and his messages felt so out of character it was embarrassing honestly. They seemed veeery tryhard for me. One of very few things I really dont like in this game.

  19. Anthaenopraxia

    Does the game work now? I remember people saying it was a buggy mess at launch so I gave it a pass waiting for it to be fixed, dodging spoilers like Neo. Is it playable now or should I wait a bit more?

  20. Itchy-Sky1246

    I’m replaying it again for the fifth time and had this interaction last night. Every time I closed the menu, another message from him would pop up. Ended the conversation with, “Bye.”

    Takemura is peak boomer

  21. ProfSteelmeat138

    Having takemura obliterate me as I fuck up the knock code is peak comedy to me

  22. Helacious_Waltz

    My personal funniest moment:

    “Ugh…BETTA BUCKLE UP”

    *Awkward silence*

    “…Wow”

    “Hino-san… what has happened to you?”

    This whole exchange is just hilarious, especially when Takamura gives up and leans into the character for a moment.

  23. Niburu-Illyria

    Still pissed I couldn’t romance Goro. He was such a fun character

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