3dfx ad

24 Comments

  1. JimmyTsonga

    It’s true, I see breasts on my PC monitor almost every night.

  2. thesedays1234

    *virtual breasts

    Not real ones of course

  3. diecastbeatdown

    3dfx add-on cards, what a nightmare time that was. Diamond Stealth 540 ftw.

  4. Snoo-73243

    man i remember these ads, just like the sega flight stick ad and many others

  5. geta-rigging-grip

    Tbf, it would have been hard to get porn on a PS1.

  6. Ok-disaster2022

    Is this implying with a computer you can access internet pornography?

  7. ShockWave_Omega

    Had me a blast with my Voodoo card!

  8. Karekter_Nem

    I’ve seen irl women’s breasts.

    I actually don’t play games much anymore…

    save yourselves! Stay away from women’s breasts!

  9. badablahblah

    Back then advertísers still publicly spoke the way we talk privately.

  10. Healthy_Macaron2146

    And we wonder why spike decided the first VGAs needed tits and jocks lol

  11. FunFact5000

    I was just at the store. I see chicken breasts everyday.

  12. grahamcrawley

    Once I had a Voodoo Banshee my console days ended. I remember when they were selling up and Voodoo 5s were £100 in EBs.

  13. HankThrill69420

    more like the ones who announce it to everyone and make it their whole personality* And the ones who’ve actually seen breasts

  14. Particular-Koala-336

    I have seen breasts! then I found out that ttheladies have all these crazy demands… ugh…

  15. Xcissors280

    Did they get bought out or just go bankrupt?

  16. Belgrieve40

    Even if this is a bad joke. What I love about internet or well humans in general. Some how people that you never meat ever in your entire life seams to know what you have done and not done.

    Oh you play Nintendo you never had sex.
    You play fortnight ” or insert what ever game the don´t like” you never seen a boob all your life.

    Who fracking died and made you an all knowing god.

    I met nerds that gotten more pussy than that dude with a Ferrari and Armani suit.

    A few days ago I had to tell my kids they are not real because according to a 2 brained celled muppen I never seen pussy because I happen to enjoy Genshin. Because your not allowed to enjoy games they don´t enjoy.

  17. squashbritannia

    Also John Romero said he was going to make me his bitch but didn’t, so I guess I missed out on seeing John Romero’s titties as well.

  18. heatlesssun

    I remember some pretty interesting 3Dfx ads back in the day but not this one. Is it real?

  19. RestorativeAlly

    >”who’ve actually seen breasts”

    Target audience chortles and guffaws in superiority to the kids.

    >”who’ve actually had sex”

    Target audience flushes with indignation and swears never to buy their product.

  20. Still true actually, H games are readily available on PC while I assume consoles crack down on that pretty hard.

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