Seriously, I love Porsche, but the more I think about, it just made zero sense for Johnny to have that car. Both financially and morally.
Seriously, I love Porsche, but the more I think about, it just made zero sense for Johnny to have that car. Both financially and morally.
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The man has taste, the Porsche 911 is a classic, him owning one is probably part of a cliche or that we don’t know about, this is CDPR after all 😂
Johnny: “Down with corporations, we need to free the average person from the oppression of the banking system, take away the wealth of the greedy nobility and nationalize property!”. Also Johnny: drives a hand-assembled exclusive sports car worth $200,000. Johnny is a rare kind of hypocritical piece of shit actually.
For someone who makes 30K a year, people over 100k are rich. For people who make 400k a year, someone with 600k is rich, but never themselves.
I mean, it’s not like he is a communist (at least the game doesn’t hint so, maybe the cyberpunk 2020 does so) and even if he was, that doesn’t mean he is not allow nice things (even if he was able to understand that the core value of a porsche is exclusivity)… He just really hate those, clearly evil corporations, for reason easily understandable (and i know i am reading way too much on your meme hahaha).
Actually, we all should be more like Johnny, fuck those greedy motherfucking bastards corporations that prefer to watch every thing burn and everyone suffer than the possibility of not having a good fiscal semester (we all know that at this stage of LATE LATE capitalism, those motherfuckers companies don’t even make a PROFIT)…
SO WAKE DA FUCK UP SAMURAI!!! Because we will… Well won’t actually do anything, but we sure will be feeling very pissed about it during our entire lives, even if we are to fuckin anesthetized to do it anything about.
Sorry but we live in 2024 but V in 2077!
The Porsche is ~100Years old! Not just 46….
Wich makes that just more ridiculous.
The thing with Johnny is, as much as he genuinely hates corporations and what they are doing, he was a superstar in universe. Think something like Metallica or System of a Down, he had a shitton of money.
Style over Substance, Choom.
I mean, as far as we know, Porsche didn’t start a corporate War no?
People aren’t able to completely abstain from any and all corpo products and still participate in society. Wether that’s in Cyberpunk or even our real world.
That’s like telling people that they’d like better air quality, that they’re hypocrites for still breathing said air.
Porche 911 doesn’t have seat heating subscription.
Dude can’t love a car? It’s not a Lamborghini ffs