Don’t *BONK* me but i thought oversexualization is supposed to be “normal” in Night City. I think CDPR played safe when it comes to romance options.

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  1. makavelinow

    Especially scene with Meredith was so generic, They literally used same animations. If you know Meredith, you also know she would act very differently

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  2. IkarisSama

    Pfft, you’re going cry back those 2 joy toys when you realize Sweet Baby Inc finally infected CDPR too and they are actively working on destroying the future Cyberpunk and Witcher games as we speak.

  3. a_clever_reference_

    If you want to jerk off, watch porn

  4. Ruddertail

    There are seven characters, of whom two are joytoys, who you can bonk with animations in Cyberpunk 2077, plus one who gets bonked by someone else from a first person perspective.

    That’s kind of a lot for a game

    edit: Also if we’re talking about what counts as a true fleshed-out romance, there are four in Cyberpunk and TWO in Witcher 3. I wouldn’t count Keira, Shani, or the like… they’re more like brief flings, same as Meredith.

  5. Kwisatz_Haderach90

    Well, to be fair we’re talking about romances, not mere chances to wam-bam-thank-you-ma’am, but even by sticking to romance, i agree: only 2 options are ridicolously low

  6. Tarushdei

    Lizzie’s Braindances mod to the rescue!

  7. SuperArppis

    I too was a bit if disappointed by the lack of lewdness in this game.

  8. Lanky-Contribution76

    who cares about the sex stuff? thats just time i can go afk to smoke a cig, not something I want to sit through.

    If you are so bothered by that there are 3D sex games were you can live out your phantasies and jerk off to

  9. It’s just one of the things among many that they just didn’t deliver on realese. The difference is that they never patched it. Probably because it’s unimportant and it actually requires quite a lot of work to add new animations.

  10. somecrazydude13

    Back in the day all we had was GTA4 strips clubs to jerk it to

  11. don_denti

    I really thought CDPR would never manage to give us love interests as fantastic as Yen or Triss or Shani. But they gave us Panama. They hid her from trailers and promos. They really surprised me with how well-written she was.

  12. LightTrack_

    I’m not really sure what you were expecting. Full “d.va_doggystyle_animated_lesdiasfm.mp4” with penetration in full view and creampies with closeups?

    Bro i get that the sex scenes aren’t much but I don’t think they take away from the game. Panam’s is the most awkward and underwhelming one but it is also a character moment. We don’t see chicks deepthroating Geralt either.

  13. Mattfang62

    True why didn’t they add the goddess Yennefer as a love interest for Male V and geralt as a love interest for Female V 🤧🤧

  14. ebobbumman

    Did you play the first Witcher? It’s the most debauched. You could lay pipe all over town and you collected nude playing cards of each woman.

  15. I’m gonna be real that was a large part of my gripe with the game. This whole romance and one night stand feature just disappeared for some of the worst romances I’ve ever scene

  16. Disposable_Gonk

    Didn’t CDPR just hire somebody from SBI???

  17. peppermintvalet

    Which is also hilarious because Geralt is fairly monogamous after he meets Yen. He even pissed off Fringilla by calling her Yen in bed iirc. CDPR changed his character quite a bit.

  18. Herohades

    I’m happy with the two if they feel like well developed romances. River’s obviously doesn’t get there, but the rest are really well developed. I felt like these were characters that liked me because we worked well together and had been through a lot together, not just because I did a five minute side quest.

  19. Revolutionaryguardp

    That’s corporate wokeism for ya.
    (And it’s going to get worse considering a consultant company is getting involved in the sequel)

  20. Punishingpeakraven

    considering theres random npcs who are prostitutes, i think V might just cannonically prefer the prostitutes in japantown

  21. Mad_italian365

    I’m just saying a lot of the animations in TW3 are reused, keira, the prostitutes, and the gwent lady are all the same animation

  22. Deamon-Chocobo

    4 romance options, 4 other sexual encounters, and 4 Joytoys.

    Yeah it’s not as many options as The Witcher, but The Witcher wasn’t the literal hellscape Cyberpunk was in development. It would have been nice to get some extra Joytoys in Phantom Liberty, but they were kinda busy reworking the whole game so I give them a pass.

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