Been playing Kingdom Come Deliverance and was wondering why Alan Shearer is in this game?

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  1. Derc_on_Reddit

    The stuff with the priest was one of the best things in the game

  2. teabagmoustache

    Alan Shearer’s head, sponsored by Weetabix.

  3. The night of drunken debauchery scene is absolutely hilarious.

  4. No_Flamingo9232

    Must’ve taken a wrong turn from the football pitch, mate!

  5. frelon42

    I somehow saw Justin Timberlake’s mugshot version.

  6. AIpheratz

    I don’t understand your question?

    Because they were looking to hire people and this guy got hired?

  7. Dead-Man043

    To get you laid happily or sadly as I didn’t know this my first play through and lost my chances at the celibacy trophy

  8. jaimeleblues

    Purely Belter! Now let’s nick his motor.

  9. “welcome to this episode of hot ones, with increasingly hot wings and even hotter questions”

  10. AholeBrock

    That is temuera Morrison who played jango fette, Bobba fette, captain Rex, etc

    Edit: it literally *is* Temuera Morrison and you *could* be making clone wars jokes right now.

  11. PaullyWalley85

    >I thought he was only in the Premier League.

    Holy shit this made me laugh.

  12. WestGrain747098

    I was thinking the same thing.. ‘Fuck off!’

  13. No_Doubt_About_That

    New quest: Pressure is for tyres

  14. Ghostbuster_119

    That whole game is such a trip.

    Investigating a murder and unable to read what the killer wrote in blood because… I can’t read.

    That shit made me laugh for like an hour straight.

  15. saintjimmy43

    “That was one of the worst performances by a Cuman side i have ever seen, ever. What do you think Rio?”

  16. BrownNote

    Ohhhhhhhh

    Shearer is a wanker he wears a wanker’s hat

  17. Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

    That’s not Shearer. It’s Gregg Wallace.

  18. subrhythm

    That’s was such a fun quest chain, absolutely loved that game.

  19. Thisismental

    I was scrolling past and thought I was in a Hot Ones episode. Dream come true

  20. VollubleMedia

    I wanted to like this game so bad, but there are too many flaws with the mechanics and world economy

  21. hymen_destroyer

    That’s Father Godwin. Fuckin’ legend

  22. Snuffy1717

    I keep seeing this game pop up… Worth checking out?

  23. IrishShinja

    Waahey-man me daughter has got the black plague like.

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