What cyberpunk characters would be if they were a dish

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  1. I would nuke the world for Hanako topping me… no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I’d still ride.

  2. Leif_is_alive

    Aw hell nah what is this demonic geometry for Saburo?

  3. LoveIsDaWay

    I’ll take buldak noodles over everything else easy.

  4. fingerpaintswithpoop

    I just finished the Gimme Danger quest before heading to bed. Goro being unimpressed by the yakitori he was served will always be funny.

  5. Okay, you know you’re gonna have to do the rest of the characters now. Rogue, Johnny, Jackie, Kerry, Misty, Mama Welles, Anders, Reggie, Evelyn, Yori, Nancy.

  6. VoidLookedBack

    Panam is Definitely Butter Chicken with rice.

  7. borkdork69

    Natto is good for you. Saburo is not good for anybody.

  8. Forward_Artist_6244

    Solomon being co-op crisps is incredible 

  9. Principatus

    Those Songbird noodles are absolutely deadly, they will Fuck. You. Up.

  10. Jealous_Manager129

    Yeah rosalind deserve that putrid thing

  11. NeinRegrets

    Man, I could eat some ~~Hanako~~ ramen right now.

  12. doxtorwhom

    Panam is pierogis

    Judy is pizza

    I will die on these hills.

  13. The_Basic_Shapes

    Natto for Saburo is absolutely perfect

  14. Far_Grocery6121

    Lmao why isn’t that I can’t make argument lol 😂 it’s so accurate

  15. MeNamIzGraephen

    I love this and lost my shit at So-Mi being extra spicy noodles lmao

  16. AbsolutelyHorrendous

    This is such a dumb idea for a post, and I’m sitting here annoyed at how accurate it is

  17. BlueSentinels

    The fact that Judy is not paella is a crime

  18. RullandeAska

    Arif Iqbal 100% eats ass tho, Ziggy Q probably does as well

  19. 3ndOf5ilence

    🤣 I’m laughing so hard right now, the Korean noodles on So MI’s picture. I just “ate” them yesterday. I’m from Europe and I’ve been a couple of time to Mexico, last time I ate something spicy was while in Mexico four years ago and yesterday.

    Those things are spicy as all hell.

    P.s. by eating them I mean I ate about a quarter of them before actually having to dilute them with some mildly spicy ones in order to be able to eat them.

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