I’m at my local IKEA, how do I approach it?

10 Comments

  1. Swimming-Marketing20

    The answer is always the same: from above

  2. Forward_Artist_6244

    CCTV and liberal use of overheat / short circuit 

  3. 2ndTaken_username

    Whatever you do don’t forget to grab the Meatball implant.

  4. TeddyNeedsHelp

    equip breakthrough and tap em thru walls

  5. Teresajgd

    Approach with caution and a detailed map. IKEA is a maze!

  6. theshekelcollector

    the real question is: what kinda furniture they got in there guarded by a mech and two centaurs?

  7. Commodore_97

    Ring Adam Smasher up and tell him you overheard someone in there saying Morgan Blackhand is the greatest solo in NC. Then find a place to hide and watch the chaos ensue…

  8. A big fuck off revolver straight through the wall.

    Who’s going to stop you, you have a big fuck off revolver.

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