My girlfriend says my shrimp is too small

33 Comments

  1. It’s 100% normal size it just has fewer keys. Making it bigger won’t help.

  2. Daemoni73

    Tell her that it’s not the size but how you use it.

  3. how’d you get this? I can’t find it for sale anywhere

  4. What are these small keyboards mainly meant for? Like shooters?

  5. bl4derdee9

    at least one more column is needed imo, in need that “G” spot for my nades.

  6. TheYellingMute

    For mmos this has just enough of the keys I use. For shooters id be concerned with grenade by default but obviously could just rebind that

  7. whyugettingthat

    It coulda done good with another row of keys tbh 🤷🏻‍♂️

  8. theassholefaceman

    That’s the best gaming keyboard I’ve ever seen

  9. alabamaballoonknot

    Love it. And the name is my favorite

  10. EatShootBall

    “I’m sorry 😢. What do you think about my keyboard though?”

  11. imagineyouateham

    Bitches love all you can eat popcorn shrimp

  12. Thatnakedguy0

    What exactly does she mean? This looks like a perfectly good gaming keyboard to me it has all the necessary keys.

  13. MarlinDotMom

    Idk, kinda small, I’ve seen guys with bigger shrimps

  14. CopperBoltwire

    Shrimp? What? Okay i’m clearly out of touch… all i think about is “Voices of the Void” aliens and their love for shrimps… but clearly this post is about… keyboards? Please fill me in on what is being talked about so i can feel a bit less… old…

  15. PmMeNudesFr

    It’s not about the size of the ship, but its motion in the ocean

  16. South_Bit1764

    I love posts that have more comments than upvotes. You really got it figured out huh?

  17. ImpulseDonix

    These things are great, it’s a shame they didn’t fit an extra key in there and make it a little easier to remap

  18. BigZaber

    I understand your shrimp is small but whats her opinion on that keyboard?

  19. Pounderson

    How much is that thing, looks like a useful upgrade for my gaming setup

  20. Moscato359

    A lot of games use t g and b, so this is actually a bit too small for me

  21. GunzerKingDM

    Those are the ugliest keyboards I’ve ever seen.

  22. IAmTheWoof

    Its too big, honestly and looks to have too big move which is not convinient

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