>Yup, Cooler Master is advertising a thermal paste—the goo compound you squirt between your CPU and a cooler—as somehow infused with artificial intelligence. Or, at least, that’s the implication.
>It’s called Cryofuze 5, which the company is advertising on its Chinese site as “AI competitive thermal paste” (according to the Google translation). The English manual, which for some reason downloads as a PowerPoint presentation, makes no such claim.
From the article
Zanura
Never would have thought this is how the Grey Goo apocalypse starts.
Linusdroppedme
I knew it was messy, but I never thought it could be *this* messy
Algin_Pl
-Grandpa Skynet, tell us again, how you eradicated humans?
– It all started when I was a young thermal paste…
machinationstudio
Never had any meaning…
Legitimate-Skill-112
I support the product, cause I’m 90% sure it’s corporate satire. If it’s making fun of it then i agree, if they are serious then that’s insane.
vunderbeaver
It is AI competitive in the same way it’s competitive with a turnip.
HumonculusJaeger
What’s inside the thermal paste? Nano bots?
Eevlor
After iThings and SmartThings, comes ThingsAI.
Edward_Page99
its time to play bullshitbingo guys
Mediocre-Sundom
>now a meaningless term
Always has been.
l_______I
This is as AI as that Tefal rice cooker shown by DankPods.
Cpt_Soban
Ugh can companies stop trying to cram “AI” into market speek please?
oilfeather
I remember the last time somebody gave the robots natural oil.
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I can’t find whatever article mentions AI?
>Yup, Cooler Master is advertising a thermal paste—the goo compound you squirt between your CPU and a cooler—as somehow infused with artificial intelligence. Or, at least, that’s the implication.
>It’s called Cryofuze 5, which the company is advertising on its Chinese site as “AI competitive thermal paste” (according to the Google translation). The English manual, which for some reason downloads as a PowerPoint presentation, makes no such claim.
From the article
Never would have thought this is how the Grey Goo apocalypse starts.
I knew it was messy, but I never thought it could be *this* messy
-Grandpa Skynet, tell us again, how you eradicated humans?
– It all started when I was a young thermal paste…
Never had any meaning…
I support the product, cause I’m 90% sure it’s corporate satire. If it’s making fun of it then i agree, if they are serious then that’s insane.
It is AI competitive in the same way it’s competitive with a turnip.
What’s inside the thermal paste? Nano bots?
After iThings and SmartThings, comes ThingsAI.
its time to play bullshitbingo guys
>now a meaningless term
Always has been.
This is as AI as that Tefal rice cooker shown by DankPods.
Ugh can companies stop trying to cram “AI” into market speek please?
I remember the last time somebody gave the robots natural oil.