Microsoft Windows’s Creepy Move to Spy on Everything You Do With AI with “Recall”

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  1. Expensive_Recover_56

    So the next Windows is called “Windows 11 SpywareEdtion”

  2. x33storm

    It’s all about how you word it. It’s not spyware, it’s enhancing user experience with feedback, giving users the most relevant results using telemetry and other smart features, and taking your computer to the next level!

    Become totally part of the future, with Recall AI (Microsoft TM).

    [Install]

    [726 page Privacy disclaimer] [EULA]

    [x] Cross this to confirm you’ve read, understood and agreed to the above, including pending future changes to the terms and conditions. Do it. Now!

    This will keep popping up unless you agree. So best to just agree now ;=)

    Also as a favor, we’ve changed your default search engine to Bing for the most optimal results using Recall.

  3. CosmicEmotion

    Keep pushing Windows fanboys! The path to absolute corporate dystopia is so close now! 🙂

  4. In the very least the EU will probably force them to add an option to disable it if it isn’t already fully optional.

  5. To be honest, I’d probably still use it if it saves me time, money and is convenient. If I can tweak it to let it have just the information I want it to have then that would be better. 

  6. AgoraSnepwasdeleted

    I read the article about it and apparently it’s only coming to computers with a snapdragon X processor, which is only found in some modern laptops

  7. arseniobillingham21

    How would this conflict with businesses that have privacy requirements, like medical offices?

  8. Darklordofbunnies

    And dingbats will still not change their OS.

    Look, the only way to beat this & keep Windows is to set up a box to run non-stop & send them exabytes of horse porn or something to make the AI useless.

  9. FrodoCraggins

    If you think they haven’t been doing this for years already you’ve got your head in the sand. They’re just admitting it now.

  10. rios02506

    If you don’t like it all you have to do is disable it. But I’m sure people are gonna tell people that even though it’s completely optional, stored locally and encrypted to the user profile it’s still Microsoft somehow spying on everyone

  11. Demystify0255

    They said its using a local model which means the data doesnt leave ur pc. I dont see how thats spying.

  12. Hilppari

    To use Recall on Windows, you’ll need a Copilot+ PC that supports 40 TOPs NPU, a Snapdragon X chip, 16GB of RAM, and 256GB of storage.

  13. xBloodcrazed

    We should train these ai’s so they can learn my job quicker and replace me

  14. YoMomsFavoriteFriend

    Cool they’re gonna have a bunch of screenshots of me telling Microsoft to eat a dick and slurs

  15. abstractism

    Heh, glad I switched to linux a few weeks ago. This is bullshit.

  16. nachtengelsp

    And I thought only the chinese were the ones into that idea of things spying on their own population. /s

  17. xxplosiveWCshit

    It’s alright guys, it’ll be cool when Apple does it.

  18. RoyalFlavorBeans

    Oh, look… it’s “the future” again

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