why does river say the goofiest shit ever

6 Comments

  1. RBWessel

    Shit you didnt even include the line where he had a dream that he was V’s motorcycle.

  2. Kalranya

    Because he’s a dork cosplaying as a badass.

  3. BornIn98

    I could literally never romance that goofy geezer. He’s a nice enough dude. But damn I knew the romance was gonna be jank after I saw that shitty photo shopped pic he shows you

  4. GaryRegalsMuscleCar

    Maybe he and I do have something in common (saying weird shit)

  5. Substantial-Tone-576

    Who liked diddling little kids? Not Jackie?

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