Throwback to FireRed & Leaf Green where the post-game consists of tech bro millionaire Bill taking a 10-year-old on a yacht to his friend’s island

6 Comments

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   EtheusRook 2 years ago

   Kids are safe in the Pokemon universe. Team Epstein traffics Vaporeon.

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   NowShowButthole 2 years ago

   Bill is suddenly going to commit shinjuku!

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   Thopterthallid 2 years ago

   Ten year olds in the Pokémon universe are the most powerful entities in existence.

   Human trafficker: Haha, got you kid!
   Kid: *Brings out the shiny Arceus*
   Human Trafficker: Fuck.

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   whereismycheesedog 2 years ago

   I’ve got a fire breathing dragon, you’ve got a koffing…

5. 

   66Paranoid 2 years ago

   Wait a minute…….

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   thetravelergames 2 years ago

   Luckily, protagonists in Pokemon have the same level of invulneverability as children in Ghibli films