How does T-Bug (or Dex) not know this??!?!?

14 Comments

  1. Double_Ninja9168

    My guess that Smasher would have just been listed as a bodyguard on what ever file they got that listed security.

  2. TelemichusRhade

    Well he doesn’t really have any muscle at all, since it’s all metal and artificial nerve bundles and what not right? 😉

  3. jitterscaffeine

    Maybe it’s in a sense of QUANTITY of bodyguards? Like the guy is the son of the biggest corp in the world and he’s got like ONE bodyguard? On paper it sounds rather small. Smasher is still just one guy.

  4. Viatic_atom

    Yorinobu is an old man… what T-bug says might be true 😂

  5. BrightPerspective

    You and Jackie were never going to cash in on this job, no matter what happened.

  6. StalinkaEnjoyer

    The more you think about The Heist, the more obvious it is that V was actually the smartest person in the room all along. Still not too bright, but bright enough to have misgivings.

  7. Comrade_Bread

    I mean she’s still right. He didn’t have anyone guarding the room. Smasher was a bodyguard so Yorinobu not being in the room, as was the plan, meant smasher wasn’t in the room. Really if Saburo hadn’t rocked up then Smasher wouldn’t have been a problem and the lack of actual guards in the room would have meant T was correct

  8. LMGSentientToilet

    What T-Bug and Dex failed to grasp was they needed more Songbird fart jars.

  9. Skagtastic

    She’s not actually wrong. He has Smasher as a personal guard, but no one seems to be guarding the penthouse. No robots or people. The 2 guards on the roof we encounter are Saburo’s. 

    So in terms of room security, she’s accurate. We’d have had free reign if Saburo hadn’t decided to pay a surprise visit.

  10. TheFlexOffenderr

    He doesn’t have any muscle though?

    Adam Smasher is literally just machine. He has Machine.

  11. StrongStyleMuscle

    Voodoo Boys are assholes. They wanted the relic hired someone else to acquire it for them not caring what the odds were. 

  12. l0xbagel

    Dex was a chump who talked a big game. He was always incompetent

  13. deepfriedtwix

    Has anyone ever decided to stick around and fight smasher in the hotel room?

  14. Paradox31426

    To be fair, Smasher has literally zero muscles, like, not even one.

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