For the recent River posts, here are my candidates who would’ve been a better male romance for Female V (This is probably very wrong)

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  1. RBWessel

    Theres a Burning Crotch Guy romance mod, it has been endorsed by Jesse Cox himself.

  2. Ozob. A fellow solo with a nose for trouble.

  3. AfricanTribeRabbid

    Bruh, where is all this River hate coming from?

  4. AstraHannah

    River’s fine! I romanced him on my first playthrough.

    But I would go with Takemura if that was an option, ngl. And Oda, even Yorinobu as you suggest, could be interesting too

  5. doxtorwhom

    It would be hilarious if the cyberpenis guy was an optional hookup after his quest (if you save him obviously).

    Like he texts to say thanks and everything is in working order again then V could be like “prove it” and then have a rendezvous for one evening.

  6. laikahass

    Takemura and Reed only love their jobs and employers, I can’t see any romance with them.

  7. justhavingfun9967

    River isn’t bad as people say, they just did him dirty with the length of his questline. So it just moves too fast, but he actually is a stand-up guy.

    Still, you give me the option to romance Idris Elba, I’m going to romance Idris Elba. I haven’t met his character yet, he could be the worst villain in video game history. I’m still shooting my shot lol.

  8. catnip0_o

    Stuck thinking what is the perfect date with Adam Smasher

  9. Enderfan7363

    Oda would’ve been pretty cool but that guy’s even more married to his work than Takemura

  10. GoldGlitterboots

    i lowkey want dum dum as a romance option

  11. Gaburski

    I actually spat out laughing when I saw Kurt. How would he have been a good romance option? Letting him beat you during the boss fight and him holding you as a concubine? 😂

  12. _Originz

    Screwing Johnny would be like screwing yourself or your blood related brother

  13. Sevatar34

    Kinda offended there’s no captain Muamar Dumbass in the list

  14. agent-garland

    goro & reed are major “i can fix them” characters

  15. I’ll start with saying I really like River. Otherwise Kerry and maybe Yorinobu.

  16. Temquetrocarokefir

    Twelve psychopaths and a guy with flaming underwear. It’s the perfect anime harem.

  17. kinzie31

    River is the guy who replies to all your Instagram stories <5mins after posting

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