I’m about to play for the first time. Tell me something that makes zero sense now, but I’ll eventually be like “oooooh. I get it.”
I’m about to play for the first time. Tell me something that makes zero sense now, but I’ll eventually be like “oooooh. I get it.”
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There’s a big difference between a “good” ending, and an enjoyable one
To Haboobs
Bum-bum-bumm-dee-bum-bum-bumm-dee-bumm-bumm~ *BAD OWNER! BAD OWNER! BAD OWNER! BAD OWNER! BAD OWNER!*
“You’re starting to remind me of me… fifty years back. Minus the charisma… and impressive cock”
Techno-Necromancers from Alpha Centauri are behind **everything**.
Also:
NI-COLA! TASTE THE LOVE!
SOJASIL MACHISTADOR! AN EXPLOSION OF TASTE!
“See you in the major leagues, Jack.”
Try to avoid punching his nose.
„You look like a cut of fuckable meat“
TASTE THE LOVE!
“Walking… Talking… Corpses…”
Meredith’s room has some interesting items to find
“can you do your famous BETTER BUCKLE UP” “no”
Rage! Fury! Carnage! Thruuud! Follow your instincts!
Meet Hanako at Embers.
Relic Malfunction Detected
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER
Skye is the girl. Angel is the guy.
Hanako can and will wait a lot at the Embers
FF 06 B5. FF 06 B5.
Remember to grab the dildo
If you get the DLC,
“Every time someone in Havana lights a cigar, Aguilar extinguishes a life somewhere around the globe.”
“Shot of vodka on the rocks, lime juice, ginger beer… oh, and most importantly – a splash of love.”
“To this” my friend.
Send Jackie home.
A vending machine is just a vending machine, but you’ll only know that if your tech is high enough.
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
So, get away
Another way to feel what you didn’t want yourself to know
And let yourself go
You know you didn’t lose your self-control
Let’s start at the rainbow
Turn away
Another way to be where you didn’t want yourself to go
And let yourself go
Is that a compromise?
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🔥😭
A happy ending? For folks like us? Wrong city, wrong people.
A sex doll is the best therapist you ever meet
His. Name. Is. Skippy.
Knock 4 times. FOUR TIMES!
“When you connect the dots all you’ll see is a massive dick.”
*volume increased 300%* NOOOOOOO!
You’d kill people to have one last conversation with a vending machine.
When you’re in his garage, pick whatever, but inspect everything, because it tells you who he is actually