33 Comments

  1. Gloomy-Fix4436

    You dance with all that chrome and metal hahahah

  2. ImpossibleCrisp

    In my run because he’s a fucking corpo… corpo can’t dance

  3. Ringer_of_bell

    Brain damage from getting shot in the head

  4. Fragrant_Tonight_160

    He tried to hit the shmurda dance but he has no rhythm according to cdpr

  5. Mr_Badger1138

    They went to the Cmdr Shepard Dance Academy.

  6. ElMestredelPeido

    you should see V dancing in 3rd person. Orgasmic to watch

  7. Efficient_Mistake603

    Him and Commander Shepherd have that in common

  8. is there a canon reason why OP sucks at dancing?

  9. F35_Mogs_China

    he is commander shepards greatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandfather

  10. Ok_Caramel1517

    Because him and Commander Shepherd are related.

  11. Exile872

    I audibly laughed when I saw them dancing for the first time

  12. enchiladasundae

    There was no room in my deck for dancing lessons

  13. Important-Guest-8269

    Brain damage from gunshot wound to the head, mostly robot, slowly dying for a second time…

    I’d say those top the list.

  14. Kurupt_Introvert

    My legs can double jump not dance.

  15. jaiteaes

    For corpo V, his dance chip got disabled in the intro

    The others can’t afford them so they also suck at it

  16. SaintsBruv

    First Shepard and now V. You can’t be good at everything, it seems

  17. malgalad

    Yes, because V doing actual dance moves in first person view without vestibular apparatus providing motion vectors will quickly induce motion sickness. So V is limited to ineffectually moving hands and keeping camera mostly static.

  18. Same reason commander Shepard sucks at dancing

  19. StalinkaEnjoyer

    This is the immaculate first-person animation experience we’d be losing out on if they went third-person, everyone.

    Remember what you stand to lose: the feeling of being the worst, most awkward dancer in the room. A feeling no video gamer could ever have felt at any point in their life. This is our one and only chance to feel that abject embarrassment, so relish every moment of it.

    >!/s!<

  20. LivingEnd44

    Yes. The reason is that you don’t have the right mods installed. 

  21. Agon-Dominus

    Because no one plays cyberpunk for the dancing?

  22. JohnB351234

    The several TBIs concussions and also the cyber brain cancer

  23. AramisGarro

    Johnny Silverhand is restricting his ability to dance so that V won’t be too busy getting lucky at da’ club to work on getting his engram out.

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