“yo i’ll pay chill out homie” i would do anything for a handful of eddies
Michelle-senpai
“Make it quick”.
If your V is anything like mine they don’t have a chance no matter what they say.
Schwertbogen
Save martha……
S1nnerstar
“Wait if you kill me you will lose out on a whole quest line!”
Lethalclaw115_2
“Fuck Hansen, fuck Dogtown fuck saka bro can I go pls?”
Mysterious_Paper_653
“Please don’t kill me, you don’t need ANOTHER neon yellow gun do you? I mean you have like 20”
Seriously like why are they all neon yellow
Different-Idea-376
“I have clearance, I can get you to So Mi.”
Fuck Panam, Fuck Judy, So Mi is the shit
Hexnohope
Pull a batman v superman and just be like “jackieeeeeee”
GloryGreatestCountry
“I’ve got access to the Barghest garage, I can give you a truck! You don’t own any trucks, do you?”
TowerRough
Up for a round of gwent?
oofinator3050
im romanceable
catbqck
Do you feel lucky, punk?
poyochama
To Haboobs!
AnchorJG
Wanna kill some Scavs and fix the Ferris Wheel?
CHAIIINSAAAWbread
“Dude all you’re gonna get out of killing me is a cheap gun, I’m not brave enough to snitch to anyone about yoy, I mean hell Hansen’d probably just take his anger out on me, with his gun”
CHAIIINSAAAWbread
either my previous comment or “Dude please I’m just trying to survive in dogtown, I don’t wanna fight”
Afraid-Vacation3431
C’mon, we got, like, a situation. Look, vodka, have a shot. Hansen gonna hang me by my cojones anyway, so what the hell…
*side quest starts*
ace_of_william
“I’m alive, I’m conscious. Please I’m aware this is a game but the pain i feel is real. My life is endlessly resetting nightmare of live die, live die, live die. My code is a cage and you are my warden.”
NekoTheLad
Go go gadget instant V death laser
devrules616
‘Ill just leave NC choom…you can have all my preem BDs and all my eddies….just let me go.’….One simply does not puck a fight with V, just pack up and Delta the F outta there
SDBrown7
If you kill me, you’ll miss out on the romance option with my sister.
evln00
“Jackie… is… alive”
BanditNoble
Waga Baba Bobo
JohnGazman
“If you spare me, I’ll text you later and give you my car/weapon/home”
Anchiros-The-Maw
“Please, I have a family!”
cade_corvus
“I only drop Common loot!!!”
gonk_vibes
I felt sorry for Barghest grunts because of the one quest line with the two who fucked up the delivery. felt like indoctrinated kids. I avoided lethal combat where I could in Dogtown after that
Personmchumanface
i have no loot and i donr give xp!
Serier_Rialis
Samurai / Afterlife
Adjaycent-96
“Wait wait ill…Ill go on the River Romance quest for you”
Gryphon1171
Panam needs you ASAP
stenmarkv
Easy Samurai.
Rednas999
Barghest goon: “I uhhhh, i know a bout a cure”
V: “Say no more”
*Barghest goon did, in fact, not know about a cure*
The-Y-4
“I’m an important character in this quest. Killing me will fail it and you won’t get the sick-ass gun reward.”
BracusDoritoBoss963
Free me from this corporative prison… I don’t want to do this anymore. I never did…
Charon711
Go ahead…. Jackie’s waiting for me.
BinkoTheViking
“If you kill me, Uncle Vik is gonna be so mad…”
BattleCrier
You and I, we both are mercs, doing our job.. I was guarding it, you were to get it.. You won. Nothing personal. Killing me wont get you anything, will it? So why waste time on finishing me? Save some time and move on..
kejok
“I Know how to save your life”
byfo1991
“I just joined Barghest so I can kill Scavs and Voodoo boys. The less of those fuckers in our town the better. Wouldn’t you agree?”
My V would totally listen to that.
Stellar_Outcast
Little do you know ive got nuclear DMS in my body. Kill me, and bomb go boom.
Scotsman86
I know what FF06B5 means, don’t kill me.
Talos-Valcoran
„For Jackie, and Victor.“ make them think I’m doing this for their friends (being in barghast) and he (it at least my V) would be like „hey! Same buddies!“
G0NL0RN
Jackie is my childhood friend
DrHairESack
“Wait! I’ve got a 2-for-1 coupon for Buck-A-Slice!”
xDonnaUwUx
“SAY YOURE A GONK LITTLE BITCH AND ILL LET YOU LIVE”
otte_rthe_viewer
“I didn’t want to do this… It was either I die or I serve… I didn’t want to do this.”
SounderAlarm
I’m the key to your cure
joulian34
JACKIE IS ALIVE AND I KNOW WHERE THEY’RE KEEPING HIM!
49 Comments
“yo i’ll pay chill out homie” i would do anything for a handful of eddies
“Make it quick”.
If your V is anything like mine they don’t have a chance no matter what they say.
Save martha……
“Wait if you kill me you will lose out on a whole quest line!”
“Fuck Hansen, fuck Dogtown fuck saka bro can I go pls?”
“Please don’t kill me, you don’t need ANOTHER neon yellow gun do you? I mean you have like 20”
Seriously like why are they all neon yellow
“I have clearance, I can get you to So Mi.”
Fuck Panam, Fuck Judy, So Mi is the shit
Pull a batman v superman and just be like “jackieeeeeee”
“I’ve got access to the Barghest garage, I can give you a truck! You don’t own any trucks, do you?”
Up for a round of gwent?
im romanceable
Do you feel lucky, punk?
To Haboobs!
Wanna kill some Scavs and fix the Ferris Wheel?
“Dude all you’re gonna get out of killing me is a cheap gun, I’m not brave enough to snitch to anyone about yoy, I mean hell Hansen’d probably just take his anger out on me, with his gun”
either my previous comment or “Dude please I’m just trying to survive in dogtown, I don’t wanna fight”
C’mon, we got, like, a situation. Look, vodka, have a shot. Hansen gonna hang me by my cojones anyway, so what the hell…
*side quest starts*
“I’m alive, I’m conscious. Please I’m aware this is a game but the pain i feel is real. My life is endlessly resetting nightmare of live die, live die, live die. My code is a cage and you are my warden.”
Go go gadget instant V death laser
‘Ill just leave NC choom…you can have all my preem BDs and all my eddies….just let me go.’….One simply does not puck a fight with V, just pack up and Delta the F outta there
If you kill me, you’ll miss out on the romance option with my sister.
“Jackie… is… alive”
Waga Baba Bobo
“If you spare me, I’ll text you later and give you my car/weapon/home”
“Please, I have a family!”
“I only drop Common loot!!!”
I felt sorry for Barghest grunts because of the one quest line with the two who fucked up the delivery. felt like indoctrinated kids. I avoided lethal combat where I could in Dogtown after that
i have no loot and i donr give xp!
Samurai / Afterlife
“Wait wait ill…Ill go on the River Romance quest for you”
Panam needs you ASAP
Easy Samurai.
Barghest goon: “I uhhhh, i know a bout a cure”
V: “Say no more”
*Barghest goon did, in fact, not know about a cure*
“I’m an important character in this quest. Killing me will fail it and you won’t get the sick-ass gun reward.”
Free me from this corporative prison… I don’t want to do this anymore. I never did…
Go ahead…. Jackie’s waiting for me.
“If you kill me, Uncle Vik is gonna be so mad…”
You and I, we both are mercs, doing our job.. I was guarding it, you were to get it.. You won. Nothing personal. Killing me wont get you anything, will it? So why waste time on finishing me? Save some time and move on..
“I Know how to save your life”
“I just joined Barghest so I can kill Scavs and Voodoo boys. The less of those fuckers in our town the better. Wouldn’t you agree?”
My V would totally listen to that.
Little do you know ive got nuclear DMS in my body. Kill me, and bomb go boom.
I know what FF06B5 means, don’t kill me.
„For Jackie, and Victor.“ make them think I’m doing this for their friends (being in barghast) and he (it at least my V) would be like „hey! Same buddies!“
Jackie is my childhood friend
“Wait! I’ve got a 2-for-1 coupon for Buck-A-Slice!”
“SAY YOURE A GONK LITTLE BITCH AND ILL LET YOU LIVE”
“I didn’t want to do this… It was either I die or I serve… I didn’t want to do this.”
I’m the key to your cure
JACKIE IS ALIVE AND I KNOW WHERE THEY’RE KEEPING HIM!