I wouldn’t want to be with, “welcome to the family, son!”
Trickster289
I don’t know all of them but Doctor in DBD prefers not to kill unless The Entity makes him. Instead he drives people insane and experiments on their brain which is terrifying, he could leave you worse than dead.
Pegussu
For anyone who doesn’t know, Eddie Gluskin is obsessed with finding the perfect wife and he does this by performing amateur plastic surgery on men’s genitals with a dirty knife.
Feel like he’s gonna be the answer for most people.
T-408
Vaas, because all other threats I would take seriously and try to defend myself…
Meanwhile I’d die trying to rizz up Vaas
neroselene
I feel like Vaas can at-least be semi-civil, so off the choices he’s my best choice for at-least getting out alive (Even if not entirely in one piece, depending on if I accidentally set him off).
Everyone else here? I’m either dealing with dangerous, psychotic sadistic people. Or a guy with no impulse control (Dark-Urge). Or, in the case of Arkham Joker: Both. So my chances of getting out alive are practically zero with the others.
But Eddie…Eddie is the one I’d least like to be locked in a house with given his…uh…’methods’.
Shenodin
There’s too much no here
Slight-Violinist6007
If it’s pre infection Jack I go with him. But I’m guessing that’s just wishful thinking.
Maleficent-Gain4111
The doctor is probably the most deranged here so him
Aggravating-Ad6415
Jonkler is the one I want to be locked in with the most💚💜
Erme_Ram
The doctor is the least likely to just kill me so anyone but him
EasyEnvironment4800
DADDY DURGE BABY
terram127
Durge. Not only do you say that it’s after the mem wipe meaning they may not kill me outright. But even if they did kill me id get to see a Dragonborn in person which I feel would be awesome
BARD3NGUNN
Jack Baker
I feel like the rest would find me incredibly uninteresting (Joker, Vaas, Dark Urge), so they’d likely just leave me alone or be moderately antagonistic just for the sake of making me uncomfortable.
Don’t particularly like the idea of Eddie trying to mutilate me and turn me into his wife, but he’s only human, there’s a chance I could fight him off.
Jack would want to make me a member of the family, would likely infect me, and torture or attempt to kill me, and given his powers and the fact he gets back up when you kill him, I don’t like my chances.
glamgirlgina
Gotta go with the majority here, Eddie. His wife hunting is a nightmare fuel, even in a world full of psychos.
National_Diver3633
Dark Urge feels like ‘all of the above’ is possible.
So.. Yeah.. Definitely Durge.
metalyger
Jack Baker would be the hardest to deal with since he can regenerate from anything.
shaadaman
Eddie and it’s not even close imo
synapse187
Bottom middle, it’s spelled “Peter Parker”.
Tigerstorm6
Believe it or not, the dark urge for me. Depending on if this Durge is trying to fight their dark impulses, I’d be relatively okay. The rest are absolute no goes.
dancmanis
I would love to spend some time with Vaas, man’s a legend
Lucky-Context-3318
Eddie
VoltaNova
You never know what the Joker has in his plans
…
SirSabza
The least ones should be eddie and doctor.
Both of these will give you slow awful excruciating times.
However. You’ll die from bloodloss from Eddie. You probably wont die from doctor so…
Misomuro
I just know that Eddie is from Outlast and thats abough for me to choose him.
Fri3ndlyFir3
Jack baker no contest
PoorlyWordedName
I mean jack busts through walls…. That’s expensive to fix.
Atikar
Eddie Gluskin, easy.
Kaffekjerring
Eddie Gluskin definitely
And if I was forced to be the same room with any of these, Dark Urge would be my first choice because atleast he tries to resist his urge to kill and from an animated trailer he can knit 😊
MetalGearHawk
I fuck with vaas
EmmyHomewrecker
Uuuuuuh Joker? I feel like he’s the least bloodthirsty of them (pretty low bar), so I could like, talk to him or distract him or something.
SirrMojo
Probably vass. He won’t try to kill me
ShackledBeef
I only know the joker so I’m gonna go with him or the dude in purple because they look the smallest lol
Junior_Blood_9236
Gimme Vaas I would talk with him in a philisophical way as him. lmao
joaogroo
Honestly gul dan would be chill, all you had to do was to swear fealty yo him and the legion. Cool bandanas with the job also.
oldAntgoat5300
Medic TF2
yeahiateit
Joker, I bet he would love my dad jokes.
StatTrak_Fedora
They already live all together in one house. It’s called “FaZe Clan house”
delphisun
Having read the prompt lol gul’dan at least with the others my soul is safe him not so much
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Bobby Kotick
I wouldn’t want to be with, “welcome to the family, son!”
I don’t know all of them but Doctor in DBD prefers not to kill unless The Entity makes him. Instead he drives people insane and experiments on their brain which is terrifying, he could leave you worse than dead.
For anyone who doesn’t know, Eddie Gluskin is obsessed with finding the perfect wife and he does this by performing amateur plastic surgery on men’s genitals with a dirty knife.
Feel like he’s gonna be the answer for most people.
Vaas, because all other threats I would take seriously and try to defend myself…
Meanwhile I’d die trying to rizz up Vaas
I feel like Vaas can at-least be semi-civil, so off the choices he’s my best choice for at-least getting out alive (Even if not entirely in one piece, depending on if I accidentally set him off).
Everyone else here? I’m either dealing with dangerous, psychotic sadistic people. Or a guy with no impulse control (Dark-Urge). Or, in the case of Arkham Joker: Both. So my chances of getting out alive are practically zero with the others.
But Eddie…Eddie is the one I’d least like to be locked in a house with given his…uh…’methods’.
There’s too much no here
If it’s pre infection Jack I go with him. But I’m guessing that’s just wishful thinking.
The doctor is probably the most deranged here so him
Jonkler is the one I want to be locked in with the most💚💜
The doctor is the least likely to just kill me so anyone but him
DADDY DURGE BABY
Durge. Not only do you say that it’s after the mem wipe meaning they may not kill me outright. But even if they did kill me id get to see a Dragonborn in person which I feel would be awesome
Jack Baker
I feel like the rest would find me incredibly uninteresting (Joker, Vaas, Dark Urge), so they’d likely just leave me alone or be moderately antagonistic just for the sake of making me uncomfortable.
Don’t particularly like the idea of Eddie trying to mutilate me and turn me into his wife, but he’s only human, there’s a chance I could fight him off.
Jack would want to make me a member of the family, would likely infect me, and torture or attempt to kill me, and given his powers and the fact he gets back up when you kill him, I don’t like my chances.
Gotta go with the majority here, Eddie. His wife hunting is a nightmare fuel, even in a world full of psychos.
Dark Urge feels like ‘all of the above’ is possible.
So.. Yeah.. Definitely Durge.
Jack Baker would be the hardest to deal with since he can regenerate from anything.
Eddie and it’s not even close imo
Bottom middle, it’s spelled “Peter Parker”.
Believe it or not, the dark urge for me. Depending on if this Durge is trying to fight their dark impulses, I’d be relatively okay. The rest are absolute no goes.
I would love to spend some time with Vaas, man’s a legend
Eddie
You never know what the Joker has in his plans
…
The least ones should be eddie and doctor.
Both of these will give you slow awful excruciating times.
However. You’ll die from bloodloss from Eddie. You probably wont die from doctor so…
I just know that Eddie is from Outlast and thats abough for me to choose him.
Jack baker no contest
I mean jack busts through walls…. That’s expensive to fix.
Eddie Gluskin, easy.
Eddie Gluskin definitely
And if I was forced to be the same room with any of these, Dark Urge would be my first choice because atleast he tries to resist his urge to kill and from an animated trailer he can knit 😊
I fuck with vaas
Uuuuuuh Joker? I feel like he’s the least bloodthirsty of them (pretty low bar), so I could like, talk to him or distract him or something.
Probably vass. He won’t try to kill me
I only know the joker so I’m gonna go with him or the dude in purple because they look the smallest lol
Gimme Vaas I would talk with him in a philisophical way as him. lmao
Honestly gul dan would be chill, all you had to do was to swear fealty yo him and the legion. Cool bandanas with the job also.
Medic TF2
Joker, I bet he would love my dad jokes.
They already live all together in one house. It’s called “FaZe Clan house”
Having read the prompt lol gul’dan at least with the others my soul is safe him not so much