didn’t cortana die years ago? the microsoft hate boner is insane in this subreddit
PhthaloDrift
I used Cortana a lot on my Lumia 720. Loved that damn phone.
HigherFunctioning
OMG that is so true. I completely forgot that Cortana exists – years ago! Ha ha. Don’t ever use SIRI on my phone either.
blackest-Knight
Saw my nephew fight with Alexa to turn on the dining table light.
Honestly all these assistants are just making peeps lazy and dumb. Like he was standing right next to the dimmer too, but would rather spend 2 minutes arguing with Alexa.
I never bought into that shit, don’t have Google or Alexa or Siri or any other assistant crap in my house.
Testing_jj
I asked it to open my spotify on PC. Then I asked for next song. But it cant use apps
NeckbeardWarrior420
Cortana left me alone after she heard me talking to Alexa.
notthatguypal6900
More like the people who think about Cortana is zero. This meme from 2014
swisscuber
Wtf is cortana?
congmingdexigua
Corwho?
InertiaInverted
Who?
gtotherundeh
when i had windows 10, i kept it in my taskbar because i liked the simple circle logo. thats the only way cortona has helped me
kirkpomidor
Not that anyone uses Siri on Mac either
Chips-Ahoy_McCoy
I forgot about cortana
Snap305
Just un-installed stupid McAfee and noticed cortana still was technically installed lol
Tango-Turtle
You just had to go and remind me that it actually STILL exists.
rizsamron
Who actually used the AI assistants anyway? I can understand while driving or any crucial tasks you can’t use your hands but most of the time, just use your hands 😄
takoyakimura
Is there a cortana in win 10? I forgot about it entirely. Maybe i turned it off all the way.
Sad-Drop6458
good one xD
SolomonGrundy1
I am using it
proudRino
That garbege has bluescreened my laptop. Fuck that lady
Rakkachi
Installed windows, hey Cortana! Ok lets try. But its not available in my country…. well ok dont mind
Sailed_Sea
We’re gonna make it to 2017 with this one.
HairyIndustry9084
Cortana is no longer operational.
emptydemclips
I Uninstalled it
MrEnvelope93
I know of one…. but he had an internship at Windows and got a ton of free tech……
Shadow_1106
I opened Cortana once.
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I missed the Start button by mistake.
The_real_bandito
Talk about a dead meme.Â
zeankint4000
filipino reference
SoldatShC
Now if I could just find out how to get that “skip to desktop” button back on the bottom right….
LamaSovaj
Genuine question, is there any actually good voice assistant out there ? Google is an absolute piece of junk on my phone, Cortana is gone and was bad, I tried Alexa and it’s basically as bad as Google
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didn’t cortana die years ago? the microsoft hate boner is insane in this subreddit
I used Cortana a lot on my Lumia 720. Loved that damn phone.
OMG that is so true. I completely forgot that Cortana exists – years ago! Ha ha. Don’t ever use SIRI on my phone either.
Saw my nephew fight with Alexa to turn on the dining table light.
Honestly all these assistants are just making peeps lazy and dumb. Like he was standing right next to the dimmer too, but would rather spend 2 minutes arguing with Alexa.
I never bought into that shit, don’t have Google or Alexa or Siri or any other assistant crap in my house.
I asked it to open my spotify on PC. Then I asked for next song. But it cant use apps
Cortana left me alone after she heard me talking to Alexa.
More like the people who think about Cortana is zero. This meme from 2014
Wtf is cortana?
Corwho?
Who?
when i had windows 10, i kept it in my taskbar because i liked the simple circle logo. thats the only way cortona has helped me
Not that anyone uses Siri on Mac either
I forgot about cortana
Just un-installed stupid McAfee and noticed cortana still was technically installed lol
You just had to go and remind me that it actually STILL exists.
Who actually used the AI assistants anyway? I can understand while driving or any crucial tasks you can’t use your hands but most of the time, just use your hands 😄
Is there a cortana in win 10? I forgot about it entirely. Maybe i turned it off all the way.
good one xD
I am using it
That garbege has bluescreened my laptop. Fuck that lady
Installed windows, hey Cortana! Ok lets try. But its not available in my country…. well ok dont mind
We’re gonna make it to 2017 with this one.
Cortana is no longer operational.
I Uninstalled it
I know of one…. but he had an internship at Windows and got a ton of free tech……
I opened Cortana once.
‎
​
I missed the Start button by mistake.
Talk about a dead meme.Â
filipino reference
Now if I could just find out how to get that “skip to desktop” button back on the bottom right….
Genuine question, is there any actually good voice assistant out there ? Google is an absolute piece of junk on my phone, Cortana is gone and was bad, I tried Alexa and it’s basically as bad as Google