The original FFVII left a lot to the imagination, but I don’t think I ever imagined Red XIII rode a chocobo.

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  1. ShambolicPaul

    Yeah I know. I feel like he could have just ran alongside. But there’s probably a very good reason for this abomination. Might just be because it’s goofy and funny.

  2. Slow_Pay_7171

    Is this game better then the gooey integrade?

  3. I’m glad I got to see this. Reminds of that old fairy tale of the The Bremen town musicians. It’s only missing a cat and a donkey.

  4. zaalqartveli

    Last FF game for me was FF10 eternity ago.
    Nothing for 20+ years and now I can’t put down the god damned controller.

    It’s a PHENOMENAL game. So much joy and beauty and FUN.

  5. BloodPharts88

    Does this one carry over stats and whatnot from the first game?

  6. sovietmariposa

    She be Redding on my chocobo until i rebirth

  7. robotstookourwomen

    This might end up being the best final fantasy game. I don’t see how part 3 is gonna top it.

  8. Light_Guardian07

    That’s the coolest thing I ever saw

  9. LegendOfParasiteMana

    Red 13 could write a chocobo in the original final fantasy 7. If you did the chocobo races eventually other characters in your party would ask if they could ride the chocobo. Red 13 looks just as goofy on the PS1 as it does now but it is glorious in 4k.

  10. Modern teams would probably have cut the character because he can’t work with the armour modelling, and can’t ride mounts correctly and it’s a whole separate code path for him (and probably a similar issue for Cait Sith).

    But FFVII devs in the 1990s didn’t care about that stuff, so just made him, and now 27 years later they have to put the work in somehow because they can’t just cut the character.

    And that’s good, because weird and quirky non-humanoid characters can be interesting, even if that’s a cost to build.

  11. Almost as ridiculous as Red climbing ladders.

  12. archdukefferdinand

    Headcanon : this guy has a cousin that looks exactly like chester cheetah and is called Red XXXX

  13. wossquee

    I was at the FF7:Rebirth panel at NYC Comicon, and the game’s director was asked about this. He said someone brought the idea of Red riding a Chocobo to them and they mocked it up and it was too funny, so they put it in the game. That was it, that it was hilarious.

  14. Barrett4568

    You would think the chocobo’s tail feathers would catch fire

  15. Cobbler_cheezmuffin

    Woah when I zoom in on the picture I get these little wave thingy things

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