Microsoft Solitaire Delisted For Concerns Over Gambling

9 Comments

  1. Rarely-Posting

    Delisted from what? It’s available everywhere.

  2. MolybdenumBlu

    > “At the time of publication, regulators were reportedly in a heated debate about whether soft resetting for a shiny Pokémon should be considered gambling.”

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    Oh, I like that.

  3. konotiRedHand

    Rip balatro
    The most minor form of gambling for.. faker cards?

  4. Resnow88

    Ahhh well it’s time for me to download XP

  5. AllNighty

    Lmao thought this Headline was from The Onion for a bit.

  6. >“Gambling has no place in games targeted towards a general audience, and teaching card games is no exception,” said Leo Booker, a spokesperson for the ratings board that made the decision. “Honestly, it’s a big point of shame for our whole department that we let Microsoft Solitaire get away with this for so long. The timing was perfect to finally right this wrong.”

    >The solo developer for Balatro, LocalThunk, spoke about the delisting of both his game and Solitaire.

    >”Damn, they took down Microsoft Solitaire? I kind of thought they were just being paranoid about the sudden success of an indie game, but no. Those fuckers just hate cards.”

    Funny how the idiot in this scenario is the well spoken virtue-signaling one.

  7. Budget-Vater

    Pretty sure there is a Casino in some Mario Games, ban that shit too!

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