Do not play it at school while doing a gig! Do not do that shit!
WhiskeyTrail
“Uhhh whatcha playin?”
“Porn simulator. I get lonely.”
redcaps72
it was a bummer to not see that pink haired girl in the actual game
EdgeLord556
I’m not sure if it was added in a recent patch, but there’s a club at the entrance to Jig-Jig street that you can go in and watch a pole dancer do her thang
woefulknight57
Had this exact thing happened to me. Was playing on the laptop before going to sleep. My wife was sitting next to me, but on her phone and only looked over when Johnny was doing it with Alt Cunningham.
ABODE_X_2
I never seen that lady
Kriid_Dovahkiin
I had to explain whole story to my mom because of clouds mission
Chemicalbrother22
Its funny that for people a pair of tits is more offensive than shooting somebody in the face point blank.
Superdumper94
My wife walked in the other day and my v is having sex with panam lol
vegemite_platypus
Cyberpunk when I am alone: taking pictures of cat, talking to Gary, driving cars, date w my romance option, stelthy mission killing nobody .
Cyberpunk when my mother watches for juat a few minutes: death , murder, sex , dismemberment, screams , blood ,violence
FashionSuckMan
It’s strange that naked people on the screen is worse than murdering people on screen
Ok_Musician9914
Ohh I’ll keep playin, if they don’t like it they can gtfo.
HighlightFun8419
Kinda related – one time I called my wife over like “hey babe! I’m gonna have sex!” And then she came over excited, and then V just ended up having a long, drawn-out talk instead.
She was disappointed.
(It was that mission where you have to find information in the joy toy place)
ImposibleMan_U-1
My parents were near me , when merdeith stout “The strong militech military women” texted me to no tell motel, i said nice, finally a militech mission, it is going to be great miasion filled with alot of killing, till we were surprised by a unskipable lesbian sex scene , with loud moans…
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Do not play it at school while doing a gig! Do not do that shit!
“Uhhh whatcha playin?”
“Porn simulator. I get lonely.”
it was a bummer to not see that pink haired girl in the actual game
I’m not sure if it was added in a recent patch, but there’s a club at the entrance to Jig-Jig street that you can go in and watch a pole dancer do her thang
Had this exact thing happened to me. Was playing on the laptop before going to sleep. My wife was sitting next to me, but on her phone and only looked over when Johnny was doing it with Alt Cunningham.
I never seen that lady
I had to explain whole story to my mom because of clouds mission
Its funny that for people a pair of tits is more offensive than shooting somebody in the face point blank.
My wife walked in the other day and my v is having sex with panam lol
Cyberpunk when I am alone: taking pictures of cat, talking to Gary, driving cars, date w my romance option, stelthy mission killing nobody .
Cyberpunk when my mother watches for juat a few minutes: death , murder, sex , dismemberment, screams , blood ,violence
It’s strange that naked people on the screen is worse than murdering people on screen
Ohh I’ll keep playin, if they don’t like it they can gtfo.
Kinda related – one time I called my wife over like “hey babe! I’m gonna have sex!” And then she came over excited, and then V just ended up having a long, drawn-out talk instead.
She was disappointed.
(It was that mission where you have to find information in the joy toy place)
My parents were near me , when merdeith stout “The strong militech military women” texted me to no tell motel, i said nice, finally a militech mission, it is going to be great miasion filled with alot of killing, till we were surprised by a unskipable lesbian sex scene , with loud moans…
Then that one fucking ad starts blasting