Johnny is love Johnny is life. He is our worst best friend.

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  1. SarcasticKenobi

    Only bit I disagree with in the picture is “he’s the reason you’re dying.”

    He has no control over the situation

    – he didn’t ask to be put in the relic

    – he didn’t put the relic in V’s skull

    – he didn’t start the transformation process

    – he has no control over the process at all. He can’t stop it.

    But…

    Dude tried to initiate social change by partaking in a mission to detonate a nuke in the middle of a congested city. Whether or not his memory is accurate about him planting it, he still participated.

    I’m pretty sure that’s a textbook example of a t-word

  2. KagatoAC

    Nothing Keanu does can be bad, its simply not possible.

  3. Anchiros-The-Maw

    Under all that bravado, he’s actually a very nice and kind person. Problem is just his massive ego in the way.

  4. Eagles56

    I was thinking about comparing to the atom bomb. Let’s say Johnny had been successful and Araska never rose back up again. Or maybe even any mega corp. How many lives in the future would have been saved?

  5. SomeWeirdFruit

    well at least he said he’d take a bullet for me. Guess that worked

  6. florpynorpy

    Johnny is a real jackass sometimes, but he’s our loveable jackass

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