Everyone’s talking about CrystalCoat but no one’s mentioning the real improvement

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  1. WeirdManOnMountain

    Because, God Forbid, we have to smack Adam Smasher around with a flaccid pink dildo. 😂

  2. Babysatire

    I honestly have never heard of this thing before.

  3. fellipec

    Should be able to dual wield BFC 9000 and Sir John Phallustiff

  4. They really fixed it, just got the event on the first visit.

  5. Setekh_Hazen

    Can’t talk now. Too busy laying the slapdown with Doom E1M1 on blast.

  6. Viper_Visionary

    It’s a great weapon too, it screws enemies literally and figuratively.

  7. cosmernaut420

    I’ve been looking for that goddamn AV on and off for hours. How the fuck do you “miss it” in the first place if it never once spawned? So obnoxious.

  8. OddPal04

    right after i finished the update i drove to the place in my purple caliburn, grabbed that badboy and bashed adam smashers head in with it

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