This game pretty much gives you the opportunity to beat the sh!t out of most characters.
This game pretty much gives you the opportunity to beat the sh!t out of most characters.
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I want retribution against the guy that stopped me and Padre when I first started the game. Haven’t seen him again sadly.
There are so many.. oh, you mean in-game? Then also yes.
I want to make Myers face the floor and stonp on her head till it stops looking recognisable
I think President Myers would be a lot of people’s answer.
Myers, Songbird and Woodman
Can’t say I have any.
Edgerunners characters
All or Arasaka, except goro
Goro ks this fucking krabby patty of fixer that dare to call himself, like he deserve a name, dexter deshawn.
I have 538 318 eddies, I would be down to 0 with shooting with his gun right into his face
that one watching kids die in BDs that man can die
Judy… sick of it
Desmond. I wanted his ass for Jackie.
Dex or Abernathy. One fat bitch screwed me out of my pay cut and another took my cushy job away. Fuckin cunts.
Placcide, being called a rayon really aint sit right with me
Woodman, he’s Australian. Oh yeah and the things he did to whats-her-face
Fingers
Fingers even tho I had the opportunity id do it again. Fuck that guy
I wish we could vaporise Adam Smasher into quarks, I don’t want a single Planck-length-sized unit of information of him to remain in this world
Also punch Reed in the head very precisely until he has brain damage in just the right way to fix his worldview, so that V, him, and Songbird live happily ever after on the Moon, or something. Judy can come, too, since she wants to leave Night City that bad. And Bianca, if V is romancing Song.
That Maxtac asshole who punches V during that first heist. I wanna be able to beat his ass without the mission failing or all the others shooting at me lol.
He’s got it comin.
The father and son duo working on XBDs would be pretty high on that list, and I’m fairly confident I could take them because they are pathetic and cowardly and don’t even try to fight back.
Woodman, too, but he’d probably kick my ass.
Fingers, mama Brigitte, that fucker who sold Evelyn and also raped her… pretty much everyone involved in Evelyn story😅
Dexter, Goro, Anders Hellman, Hanako, Muamar, the drunk bandmember from Samurai, Claire
Dex. Fucking worm
Rogue, Wakako, Placide, Fingers, Dexter, Myers, most of 6th Street, all of the Scavs. I’m probably forgetting a few, but these ones are pretty high.
I wanted to kill Joanne Koch again as soon as I did.
Fingers.
Funny how nobody’s mentioned Fingers yet
Any and all Scavs.
Literally comforting to confront them.
That guy I forget the name of, from the Corpo path, who tries to sell you to the company later in the game cos he thinks it’ll get him his job back. He’s a load of dirty barnacles
songbird deserves one fkin asswhooping, and then redemption
Dexter DeShawn, the slimy Weasley. He got fucked up for sure, but I wish I could have done the honors.
But not the ones you ***really*** want to.
No doubt here – kick Myers so hard, she flies from Watson to edge of Badlands. Then shoot her.
Not an explicit character, but literally any and all Maelstrom. Idgaf what they’re doing. They could be donating to a charity for terminally ill puppies and children and it’s on sight 24/7. I’ve never had a faction in a game that made me so polarized
Saburo.
It’s not fair that Yori got all the fun while V had to hyperventilate inside a tv.
The Sheriff across the border in the Nomad intro.
The father and son from Regina’s gig, I pop like 12-13 bullets into the kid and one shot the dad, so gratifying
The reporter on the citidal..
After 4 playthroughs I find I thoroughly enjoy beating fingers into a pulp. Fuck that guy whata creep lol
Placide and songbird from cyberpunk…noone and I mean noone gets to mess with my emotions..
From other games: micha bell from rdr2, most marines in any fps game when they do absolutely nothing and shoot paper bullets, Gary from Pokemon red and blue and his smart mouth, Preston from fallout 4, the announcer from PGA tour road to the masters he’s just a straight shit talker tbh
I’m sure I could think of a few more but that’s it for now hah
Finger. Every time. And then I shoot him on the head if I ever remember to drop back in.
Live in fear, buddy. I’m always SOMEWHERE in Night City -V
Woodman
Basically any Scav. Fuck the Scavs.
Kirk, definitely Kirk
Fingers. Guy reeks creepiness out of every pore of his body, and that’s saying something in a city full of unsavory people. Although there’s other juicy candidates: Jotaro, the XBD father/son duo, that bitch that pushes the religious BD (can’t recall)…
Unfortunately, I couldn’t beat Dexter to a bloody pulp with my bare hands. Takemura still owes me for robbing me of that opportunity.
Myers, Placide and that Mikoshi corpo cunt who gave no fucks about running over a girl with her car while drunk and fleeing the scene. She evens downplay the fact that the girl’s dad had to bury his own child because they were poor… And she even got “punished” by the insurance, who raise her premium.
She tried to make a deal with me giving money, I gave her a shotgun bullet to the face and looted all possible things in her apartment.