Non-romancable characters I would like to bang

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  1. Vox_Mortem

    I mean you definitely can bang if you punch him hard enough in the face. Just not the type of bang you meant.

  2. kaidoracerZ

    I mean I like clown girls but this will do too.

  3. ausername1111111

    I like how you end up boxing him if you follow that quest line and one of your punches makes the grenade go off, funny.

  4. iNoodl3s

    He’s got that Chris Evans Lucas Lee vibe to him

  5. DeftestY

    I like how this is the only guy who ever brings up the weird nickname V has. Like he tries using that genius naming convention himself, and to no one’s surprise, it’s awkward af.

  6. metalcore4ver

    When cums there will be an explosion of love

  7. sludgezone

    This guy made me so goddamn uncomfortable and unsettled.

  8. endlesssaturdays

    Such a strange character. I liked him, but needed to win that fight, sorry Ozob.

  9. fellipec

    Well, you can BANG if you means ending with a BOOM

  10. POOPYxXxBUTTHOLE666

    I mean, I’d take a pie in the face from him.

  11. troy______

    We need a thread for Non-romantic characters that you would bang. That Mox door guard with the bat has my heart 4ever.

  12. Hurricane12806

    when i did his gig when we got to the first place he wanted to go to it glitched and kept saying that i had to defeat the attackers and it never fixed so that’s the only quest i ever failed

  13. slipperyimp

    First time I fought him his head blew up. Kinda bummed me out. He survived last night, I was pretty surprised.

  14. Drewdiniskirino

    Pull the pin. Then you’ll get your bang 😂

  15. wraith1984

    I finally managed to beat him in a fight without killing him.

  16. Different-Produce870

    Op your post made me chortle quite a bit. These posts are just a bit too much sometimes.

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