“Hi Songbird, my name is Solomon Reed, you fucked up and Netwatch almost killed you. Now you have a choice: you can go to jail for the crimr you commited or join FIA”
“I’ll join FIA.”
“Fair enough.”
“REED GAVE ME NO CHOICE!!1!”
Her saying that was legitimately her mental health. When you’re mentally ill like that you become paranoid. The black wall broke her.
Doom_Lorkhan_Drum
Robbing mega corps then crying about the consequences. Hmm…seems familiar.
Comrade_Bread
I’ll be honest I’m not sure any crime warrants a full body cyberware conversion, being used to poke and prod the one thing stopping rogue AI wiping out humanity for someone’s personal gain or being infected by AI that consumes you from the inside out, literally having it take over you.
Also didn’t she try to say no only for Reed to threaten her friends?
Edit: also the entire game (and genre) is fuck corps, why are would you side with militech and NUSA over anyone fucking with their dataforts? Should V turn themselves into Arasaka after they steal their prototype relic?
Gheezy-yute
This is pretty accurate, a bit more consequential for her than just falling off a bike but still accurate
Balrok99
This is what I don’t like about many of Cyberpunk protagonists. Not all but most.
They do something stupid knowing full well it will bring corporate wrath upon them. And then they complain how corporations are bad. Like … what do you expect after stealing from them a highly experimental technology and killing dozens of their employees ranging from bodyguards, soldiers or agents or sometimes straight up normal people just working.
Now there are protagonists that have actual reasons to hate corporations. Like those exploited directly by the corp from their childhood.
And once I saw Songbird in “flesh” I knew there and then she is not to be trusted. Not to mention she spilled the beans on herself by admitting to everything.
Cyberpunk protagonists can be summed up by quote from Grand Admiral Thrawn
*”They will be the architects of their own destruction”*
Dankspear
I might get hate for this but I honestly don’t know why some people like her over Reed
With Reed he was never fully trusting of you but he never actually betrayed you, Songbird literally betrayed everyone close to her and even did so to you after promising to help you
hoddtoward_official
“committing a crime means it’s legal for the government to do whatever the fuck they want to you”
Beam_but_more_gay
“Hey teenager, you did a crime so now we’ll use your body and mind as a Electric cattle prod and poke the demon-AI”
“Hell yeah we are the good guys”
Dread_it_run_from_it
Ah yes the Classic blackmail you with your friends safety cause you committed a crime and because of that we the government get to use your body and mind to break international law and slowly horrifically kill you in the process but oop you committed a crime as a teen so it’s your fault 🙁 boo
mylenefalmer
The punishment is not proportional to the crime. Especially for a teenager.
No-Start4754
Hmm let’s see. So she breached a militech data fortress. Typical punk stuff . She is chased by netwatch . Typical punk stuff. She is asked by reed to join the FIA. She says no . He basically threatens that her friends will be killed. She joins fia. That should have been the end . Instead she is forced by Myers to literally poke the blackwall and violate every international rule and doom humanity . Also she is forced to borg against her will and deteriorate mental health to poke the blackwall even more . Reed hid the very imp detail that she would be fucked real hard and do shit that will kill her slowly and painfully . V also fucks with arasaka in the heist. Difference is v isn’t forced to work for anyone for anything. They are a free bird with a dying brain who has so many options to cure themselves. So I don’t think so mi faced the consequences of her actions, she was rather forced or blackmailed into facing more than just the consequences of her action .
microwavefridge2000
Completely disproportional consequences to the crime commited.
Not to mention that meme could very well be about V: “being a smartass thief and trying to steal from Arasaka” -> “Relic is killing me”
SomethingIntheWayyy0
I didn’t know being forced to use the black wall (which gives you a death sentence) and betray your mentor were consequences from hacking for the average net runner. You must have learned about consequences from that key and peele skit
The SoMi apologists in here are hilarious. You guys act like she had no choice and was forced to breach the Blackwall from Day 1 with NUSA against her will. That she wouldn’t have agreed to have all these implants to augment her own considerable netrunning skills with tech and gear she could only dream of previously, not to mention probably uniquely made for her at her request. Let’s not forget she was a top netrunner and, under NUSA, became one of the best ever. She liked the challenge, but like a child, always hid behind NUSA to protect her when things blew up in her face from her own poor decisions.
Reed didn’t directly threaten her friends saying ‘if you don’t join us, we’ll kill them’. He simply said that things would spiral out of her control easily if she kept attacking corps and other big players and the consequences would eventually catch up to her, and very possibly her friends. If NUSA already caught her, then the others probably wouldn’t be far behind.
I don’t know, I just don’t get innocent, forced victim vibes about her at all. She consistently lies and withholds information from you during Phantom Liberty. NUSA/Myers isn’t a shining beacon, and Reed has a good heart but is literally a dog to his own warped values of loyalty to a fault, but SoMi works off animal instinct just as much as Reed does, but in contrast doesn’t accept responsibility for her actions.
DrLexAlhazred
Unironic corpo apologia
Neat
Demonking3343
But wasn’t it not that simple, they also threatened her friends if she didn’t join up. So it wouldn’t just be her going to jail if she didn’t join up.
threetimes26
Only if you apply pur laws, rules, morals into the Cyberpunk world, which doesn‘t work that well. Corps in Cyberpunk are the worst compared to our world. And it‘s understandable in a way that many people in Cyberpunk will also not play by the book.
ExplorerEnjoyer
Fuck the feds
therrubabayaga
• Reed: “Yes, I killed a lot of people. Like, a lot. Why did they have to die? I don’t know. Myers told me to. And I enjoyed it so much. I miss it everyday. I’m glad that my protégé is being detained by the general of a rogue nation so he can used her to obtain the power of the black wall. Now I get to kill people again!
What? So Mi is the one who crashed the space plane in Dogtown.
… gosh, I can barely contain my excitement. Blackmailing her when she was 19 to join FIA was already one of the sweetest moment of my life.
But now, I get to do it all over again, and she is a terrorist this time!
It’s the best day of my life.
I really felt that hacking an evil corporation as a young woman barely starting her life was warranted a life of servitude as a weapon set to destroy the enemies of the NUSA, with no friends, no home and no life anymore. Look at me, I did that voluntarily, and I’m doing great! Yeah sure, I had to disappear for 7 years and work as a bouncer to earn a living. But it was all worth it!
I can’t wait to bring So Mi back to this life! It will teach her an important lesson: always obey your master and never try to change anything.
I’m a good guy!
Sure, she will be held captive for the rest of her life and will never go outside anymore, and of course she will still be forced to do the bidding of Myers as a weapon, with the black wall slowly killing her. But she is dying right? So it won’t be that long anyway!
Yeah, I could have help her escape and pretend she died in the stadium with Hansen. It could have been a way to atone for all the burdens I inflicted on her.
But I can’t lie to Myers! I’m a good boy! And I’m afraid she won’t ask me to kill again if I do that! I want to be a spy. Piou Piou!
But I’m so sad about So Mi, honest.
I’m a good guy!
If you help me, I will save your life, promise! Yeah sure, there might be some side effects, but who needs friends, a dream and a purpose. At least you will have a life with nothing. Like me!
I’m a good guy!
• OP: since you’re being honest with me, I’m totally gonna side with you. Let’s catch this woman who only wanted to live and was completely alone and had nobody to put her complete trust!
That will teach her to have been mean to an evil corp.
And I will happily take your cure that will make me an helpless citizen that will never oppose a corpo or the government again.
I’m a good guy also!
shibbington
Exaggerating a potential sentence and scaring you into taking a deal is common enough today. I can only imagine how fucked up it could get in the NUS.
SaviorOfNirn
How’s the corpo boot taste
tingtimson
Still would help her in a heartbeat, didn’t matter if she lied to me, I just really hate the feds that much
Gamfluent-
Is this subreddit really suggesting that hacking a corporation/arms dealer means a fascist government is allowed to enslave you for years?
Not to mention are you suggesting that had songbird picked prison she’d just be let go? She’d be tortured in there until she either died or was forced into enslavement, I thought a game like cyberPUNK wouldn’t have fictional bootlickers but meh 🤷♂️
InvectiveOfASkeptic
Fuck militech. Hacking them warrants only praise. Fuck the FIA and NUSA just as much
JohnnyBlazeItUp420
Did the entire point of the game go over your head that much
Geist-0
I went to college with Aaron Swartz. I hadn’t thought about him much over the last few years until I played the expansion, but it hit very differently, especially the Brooklyn part to the point where I was wondering if they actually thought of him when writing her character.
What happened to So Mi wasn’t much different. A young ambitious hacker effectively destroyed by the government, but in So Mi’s case even gutted like a fish in addition. Reed is a blackmailing spook who doesn’t even believe in what he does himself, ordered dead by the person he still serves like a dog, Myers is a sociopath. Absolutely unhinged to think what happened to So Mi is anything but completely disgusting.
MirrorSauce
Hard to see how this is just the consequences of doing crime, when the sentence is to keep escalating those same crimes constantly and forever. Doesn’t really say “stop doing crimes” to me.
If you are better than the NUSA at their favorite crime, they will recruit you to join them, and they do NOT want anyone else to have you. That’s all it is. They do not give a single shit about blackwall hackers, but they’ll selectively pretend to care once or twice, if it lets them slap a permanent leash onto a really promising blackwall hacker.
MorenaLedovec
sending her to the moon or offing her is the only moral choice, fuck the nusa
SenpaiSwanky
Something tells me that if Songbird was a male you wouldn’t have made this meme lol
SentientSickness
It’s so weird how people simp for bird here
Like she fucked up
And then basically has the choice of cell or work
Which if y’all are unaware is what happens to most hackers irl
They get caught at least in the US most of them wind up working for the government
Were they are watched but basically have everything they ever wanted the rest of their lives
It’s implied Song actually enjoyed the FIA stuff in the beginning and poking the wall was even fun for her at first
It’s not until it started killing her and Myers turned a deaf ear to her suffering that song cared about how fucked what she was doing was
She was basically Reed or V in the beginning
To concerns with how it made her look or feel, and didn’t even think twice about it until the folks she was serving turned on her
Basically Devil ending V but to the extream
Escaped_Mod_In_Need
Did you pay attention to the game?
rapidge
While you aren’t totally wrong…the punishment does not fit the crime.
ALT3NPFL3G3R
Kids who make a wrong decision deserve lifelong slavery that results in a slow agonizing death, raping their mind to shreds. The American way of doing the Justice System booh yaah motherfucker.
barrack_osama_0
I mean, I’m not sure if it warrants literal enslavement to the NUSA
Will-Isley
“Play grown up games, deal with grown up consequences”
Vinlain458
It’s like you skipped everything in between.
ODonToxins
Funny cause if you go by this logic then Our V deserves everything that comes to us including the Relic.
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Her saying that was legitimately her mental health. When you’re mentally ill like that you become paranoid. The black wall broke her.
Robbing mega corps then crying about the consequences. Hmm…seems familiar.
I’ll be honest I’m not sure any crime warrants a full body cyberware conversion, being used to poke and prod the one thing stopping rogue AI wiping out humanity for someone’s personal gain or being infected by AI that consumes you from the inside out, literally having it take over you.
Also didn’t she try to say no only for Reed to threaten her friends?
Edit: also the entire game (and genre) is fuck corps, why are would you side with militech and NUSA over anyone fucking with their dataforts? Should V turn themselves into Arasaka after they steal their prototype relic?
This is pretty accurate, a bit more consequential for her than just falling off a bike but still accurate
This is what I don’t like about many of Cyberpunk protagonists. Not all but most.
They do something stupid knowing full well it will bring corporate wrath upon them. And then they complain how corporations are bad. Like … what do you expect after stealing from them a highly experimental technology and killing dozens of their employees ranging from bodyguards, soldiers or agents or sometimes straight up normal people just working.
Now there are protagonists that have actual reasons to hate corporations. Like those exploited directly by the corp from their childhood.
And once I saw Songbird in “flesh” I knew there and then she is not to be trusted. Not to mention she spilled the beans on herself by admitting to everything.
Cyberpunk protagonists can be summed up by quote from Grand Admiral Thrawn
*”They will be the architects of their own destruction”*
I might get hate for this but I honestly don’t know why some people like her over Reed
With Reed he was never fully trusting of you but he never actually betrayed you, Songbird literally betrayed everyone close to her and even did so to you after promising to help you
“committing a crime means it’s legal for the government to do whatever the fuck they want to you”
“Hey teenager, you did a crime so now we’ll use your body and mind as a Electric cattle prod and poke the demon-AI”
“Hell yeah we are the good guys”
Ah yes the Classic blackmail you with your friends safety cause you committed a crime and because of that we the government get to use your body and mind to break international law and slowly horrifically kill you in the process but oop you committed a crime as a teen so it’s your fault 🙁 boo
The punishment is not proportional to the crime. Especially for a teenager.
Hmm let’s see. So she breached a militech data fortress. Typical punk stuff . She is chased by netwatch . Typical punk stuff. She is asked by reed to join the FIA. She says no . He basically threatens that her friends will be killed. She joins fia. That should have been the end . Instead she is forced by Myers to literally poke the blackwall and violate every international rule and doom humanity . Also she is forced to borg against her will and deteriorate mental health to poke the blackwall even more . Reed hid the very imp detail that she would be fucked real hard and do shit that will kill her slowly and painfully . V also fucks with arasaka in the heist. Difference is v isn’t forced to work for anyone for anything. They are a free bird with a dying brain who has so many options to cure themselves. So I don’t think so mi faced the consequences of her actions, she was rather forced or blackmailed into facing more than just the consequences of her action .
Completely disproportional consequences to the crime commited.
Not to mention that meme could very well be about V: “being a smartass thief and trying to steal from Arasaka” -> “Relic is killing me”
I didn’t know being forced to use the black wall (which gives you a death sentence) and betray your mentor were consequences from hacking for the average net runner. You must have learned about consequences from that key and peele skit
https://i.redd.it/2biprscik9ac1.gif
The SoMi apologists in here are hilarious. You guys act like she had no choice and was forced to breach the Blackwall from Day 1 with NUSA against her will. That she wouldn’t have agreed to have all these implants to augment her own considerable netrunning skills with tech and gear she could only dream of previously, not to mention probably uniquely made for her at her request. Let’s not forget she was a top netrunner and, under NUSA, became one of the best ever. She liked the challenge, but like a child, always hid behind NUSA to protect her when things blew up in her face from her own poor decisions.
Reed didn’t directly threaten her friends saying ‘if you don’t join us, we’ll kill them’. He simply said that things would spiral out of her control easily if she kept attacking corps and other big players and the consequences would eventually catch up to her, and very possibly her friends. If NUSA already caught her, then the others probably wouldn’t be far behind.
I don’t know, I just don’t get innocent, forced victim vibes about her at all. She consistently lies and withholds information from you during Phantom Liberty. NUSA/Myers isn’t a shining beacon, and Reed has a good heart but is literally a dog to his own warped values of loyalty to a fault, but SoMi works off animal instinct just as much as Reed does, but in contrast doesn’t accept responsibility for her actions.
Unironic corpo apologia
Neat
But wasn’t it not that simple, they also threatened her friends if she didn’t join up. So it wouldn’t just be her going to jail if she didn’t join up.
Only if you apply pur laws, rules, morals into the Cyberpunk world, which doesn‘t work that well. Corps in Cyberpunk are the worst compared to our world. And it‘s understandable in a way that many people in Cyberpunk will also not play by the book.
Fuck the feds
• Reed: “Yes, I killed a lot of people. Like, a lot. Why did they have to die? I don’t know. Myers told me to. And I enjoyed it so much. I miss it everyday. I’m glad that my protégé is being detained by the general of a rogue nation so he can used her to obtain the power of the black wall. Now I get to kill people again!
What? So Mi is the one who crashed the space plane in Dogtown.
… gosh, I can barely contain my excitement. Blackmailing her when she was 19 to join FIA was already one of the sweetest moment of my life.
But now, I get to do it all over again, and she is a terrorist this time!
It’s the best day of my life.
I really felt that hacking an evil corporation as a young woman barely starting her life was warranted a life of servitude as a weapon set to destroy the enemies of the NUSA, with no friends, no home and no life anymore. Look at me, I did that voluntarily, and I’m doing great! Yeah sure, I had to disappear for 7 years and work as a bouncer to earn a living. But it was all worth it!
I can’t wait to bring So Mi back to this life! It will teach her an important lesson: always obey your master and never try to change anything.
I’m a good guy!
Sure, she will be held captive for the rest of her life and will never go outside anymore, and of course she will still be forced to do the bidding of Myers as a weapon, with the black wall slowly killing her. But she is dying right? So it won’t be that long anyway!
Yeah, I could have help her escape and pretend she died in the stadium with Hansen. It could have been a way to atone for all the burdens I inflicted on her.
But I can’t lie to Myers! I’m a good boy! And I’m afraid she won’t ask me to kill again if I do that! I want to be a spy. Piou Piou!
But I’m so sad about So Mi, honest.
I’m a good guy!
If you help me, I will save your life, promise! Yeah sure, there might be some side effects, but who needs friends, a dream and a purpose. At least you will have a life with nothing. Like me!
I’m a good guy!
• OP: since you’re being honest with me, I’m totally gonna side with you. Let’s catch this woman who only wanted to live and was completely alone and had nobody to put her complete trust!
That will teach her to have been mean to an evil corp.
And I will happily take your cure that will make me an helpless citizen that will never oppose a corpo or the government again.
I’m a good guy also!
Exaggerating a potential sentence and scaring you into taking a deal is common enough today. I can only imagine how fucked up it could get in the NUS.
How’s the corpo boot taste
Still would help her in a heartbeat, didn’t matter if she lied to me, I just really hate the feds that much
Is this subreddit really suggesting that hacking a corporation/arms dealer means a fascist government is allowed to enslave you for years?
Not to mention are you suggesting that had songbird picked prison she’d just be let go? She’d be tortured in there until she either died or was forced into enslavement, I thought a game like cyberPUNK wouldn’t have fictional bootlickers but meh 🤷♂️
Fuck militech. Hacking them warrants only praise. Fuck the FIA and NUSA just as much
Did the entire point of the game go over your head that much
I went to college with Aaron Swartz. I hadn’t thought about him much over the last few years until I played the expansion, but it hit very differently, especially the Brooklyn part to the point where I was wondering if they actually thought of him when writing her character.
What happened to So Mi wasn’t much different. A young ambitious hacker effectively destroyed by the government, but in So Mi’s case even gutted like a fish in addition. Reed is a blackmailing spook who doesn’t even believe in what he does himself, ordered dead by the person he still serves like a dog, Myers is a sociopath. Absolutely unhinged to think what happened to So Mi is anything but completely disgusting.
Hard to see how this is just the consequences of doing crime, when the sentence is to keep escalating those same crimes constantly and forever. Doesn’t really say “stop doing crimes” to me.
If you are better than the NUSA at their favorite crime, they will recruit you to join them, and they do NOT want anyone else to have you. That’s all it is. They do not give a single shit about blackwall hackers, but they’ll selectively pretend to care once or twice, if it lets them slap a permanent leash onto a really promising blackwall hacker.
sending her to the moon or offing her is the only moral choice, fuck the nusa
Something tells me that if Songbird was a male you wouldn’t have made this meme lol
It’s so weird how people simp for bird here
Like she fucked up
And then basically has the choice of cell or work
Which if y’all are unaware is what happens to most hackers irl
They get caught at least in the US most of them wind up working for the government
Were they are watched but basically have everything they ever wanted the rest of their lives
It’s implied Song actually enjoyed the FIA stuff in the beginning and poking the wall was even fun for her at first
It’s not until it started killing her and Myers turned a deaf ear to her suffering that song cared about how fucked what she was doing was
She was basically Reed or V in the beginning
To concerns with how it made her look or feel, and didn’t even think twice about it until the folks she was serving turned on her
Basically Devil ending V but to the extream
Did you pay attention to the game?
While you aren’t totally wrong…the punishment does not fit the crime.
Kids who make a wrong decision deserve lifelong slavery that results in a slow agonizing death, raping their mind to shreds. The American way of doing the Justice System booh yaah motherfucker.
I mean, I’m not sure if it warrants literal enslavement to the NUSA
“Play grown up games, deal with grown up consequences”
It’s like you skipped everything in between.
Funny cause if you go by this logic then Our V deserves everything that comes to us including the Relic.