Marketing should never be taken literal. Its just a vibrator shaped like a gun.
Aznathel
‘How would that work’ or ‘What would that work like?’. ‘How would that work like’ is nonsense.
sh1bumi
Do you realize that this is also a Teletubbies Easter egg? 😂😂
Subject_Proof_6282
Too bad they don’t really sell those in game
endless_8888
Case #8675309 that kids are definitely playing this game.
Edit: or people from Utah
Reaper-Leviathan
I’d assume it just jacks straight into the brain to stimulate it if the advertising poster is to be believed. If not then it’s just a gun shaped vibrator
Limonade6
Easy. All things you feel are just signs to your brain. Meaning, it can be altered by sending you signals of feelings directly to your brain.
xBrasaMaan
shooting current through your neurolink till you piss yourself
corposhill999
Could be like the tasp from Ringworld. It directly stimulates the pleasure centre of the brain. Or it’s just a vibrator.
HourWrongdoer6094
Does it squirt into your brain
Phoenix_force30564
So are we really ignoring the names of the different models because twink and wank rhyming is a stretch.
Draconic1788
It’s an Evoker from Persona 3.
DoctorHyun
Assuming this gives the person a simulated orgasm through the neuralware like a porn xvidy without the porn?
TheDevlinSide714
I’ve always been partial to the lesser-known settings on Star Trek phaser guns. Forget “Stun” or “Kill”, set your phasers to Orgasm. Or Bad Hair Day. Lumbago. Leg Cramp. Wet Socks.
Glad to know CDPR also thinks outside the box.
Cloud2110
It looks like it works like a vibrator, but in 2077 you “inject” the gun in your temple and by “shooting” it activates the right nerves in your brain to give you an instant orgasm? Sounds like something that works in the future
Toakiri
Bro it’s probably just a vibrator. No need to overthink sex toy ads.
Phill_Cyberman
What’s the fine print say?
onisouleater
If I knew the answer to this I’d be rich.
MeatloafAndWaffles
What confuses me more is the ad where titty fucking a beer gets you drunk
/s
Anomalous_Event
I just love the fact that it’s shaped vaguely like Deckards gun from Blade Runner
No-Start4754
So she is clearly fingering herself but also is trying to vibrate the temples so her brain is stimulated simultaneously ?? I don’t know man……
ProtoReaper23113
Maybe it uses a radio wave or something to vibrate the pleasure center of your brain
PrinceOfFish
this thread makes makes me want do play a netrunner who can hack people into orgasming to death. im sure you can do that in tabletop.
Pacyfnativ
i want to be a woman
Bittersweetblossom
How old are you? It’s a vibrator, it’s a sex toy built for girls that vibrates at a high speed and they rub it up against their pussy till they squirt all over the place. The advertisement is implying that’ll it’ll blow their minds with how it’ll make them squirt not that they literally use the vibrator on their head.
Rj11400
Imagine the hands are switched they couldn’t actually show it in the picture because it would change the rating of the game. And there are similar things irl that exist.
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Are you asking how a vibrator works?
Marketing should never be taken literal. Its just a vibrator shaped like a gun.
‘How would that work’ or ‘What would that work like?’. ‘How would that work like’ is nonsense.
Do you realize that this is also a Teletubbies Easter egg? 😂😂
Too bad they don’t really sell those in game
Case #8675309 that kids are definitely playing this game.
Edit: or people from Utah
I’d assume it just jacks straight into the brain to stimulate it if the advertising poster is to be believed. If not then it’s just a gun shaped vibrator
Easy. All things you feel are just signs to your brain. Meaning, it can be altered by sending you signals of feelings directly to your brain.
shooting current through your neurolink till you piss yourself
Could be like the tasp from Ringworld. It directly stimulates the pleasure centre of the brain. Or it’s just a vibrator.
Does it squirt into your brain
So are we really ignoring the names of the different models because twink and wank rhyming is a stretch.
It’s an Evoker from Persona 3.
Assuming this gives the person a simulated orgasm through the neuralware like a porn xvidy without the porn?
I’ve always been partial to the lesser-known settings on Star Trek phaser guns. Forget “Stun” or “Kill”, set your phasers to Orgasm. Or Bad Hair Day. Lumbago. Leg Cramp. Wet Socks.
Glad to know CDPR also thinks outside the box.
It looks like it works like a vibrator, but in 2077 you “inject” the gun in your temple and by “shooting” it activates the right nerves in your brain to give you an instant orgasm? Sounds like something that works in the future
Bro it’s probably just a vibrator. No need to overthink sex toy ads.
What’s the fine print say?
If I knew the answer to this I’d be rich.
What confuses me more is the ad where titty fucking a beer gets you drunk
/s
I just love the fact that it’s shaped vaguely like Deckards gun from Blade Runner
So she is clearly fingering herself but also is trying to vibrate the temples so her brain is stimulated simultaneously ?? I don’t know man……
Maybe it uses a radio wave or something to vibrate the pleasure center of your brain
this thread makes makes me want do play a netrunner who can hack people into orgasming to death. im sure you can do that in tabletop.
i want to be a woman
How old are you? It’s a vibrator, it’s a sex toy built for girls that vibrates at a high speed and they rub it up against their pussy till they squirt all over the place. The advertisement is implying that’ll it’ll blow their minds with how it’ll make them squirt not that they literally use the vibrator on their head.
Imagine the hands are switched they couldn’t actually show it in the picture because it would change the rating of the game. And there are similar things irl that exist.
…Zydrate…
Probably some kind of subcutaneous auto injector