How would you explain this to a caveman?

12 Comments

  1. Immortal_Maori21

    Grabs Lord of the Rings by Tolkien and adapts it to fit

  2. we waste insane amounts of resources for someone’s silly idea instead of using it for literally anything else

  3. RokuroCarisu

    I might think about that if I ever meet one. But for now, this shit isn’t worth my tired brain’s processing power.

  4. Avizare1

    Respectfully, what the f*ck is that? Where is it? And heckin’ why?

  5. VoldruunWitchknight0

    No explanation _**is**_ possible if an SCP is involved… Anomalous Entities & objects defy rationality, logic, & explainable reason.

    Btw, d-class personnel will be here shortly to contain this newly discovered anomaly, & they’ll have amnestics. It’ll be like this never happened.

  6. I’d give him a soda pop and watch him go into shock 🙂

  7. Arcade23

    How do you explain anything to cavemen if they don’t even speak a language, they just grunt, lol.

  8. Practical_Ass_3066

    “If you see another caveman who starts hoarding more than his share of mammoth meat, club him to death immediately, or you’ll end up with shit like this.”

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