Anyone else’s River just chillin in their birthday suit sweating profusely during the hangout?
Anyone else’s River just chillin in their birthday suit sweating profusely during the hangout?
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Poor guy’s a Ken doll.
https://preview.redd.it/t96226y8oj4c1.jpeg?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d098f4f0778a31cc99df468d60b9874d4c1cf4
Well now we know how he got the name
Does CDPR have a transgender agenda?
Classic River moment.
Bro is sweating bullets next to you lol
That’s hilarious! Invisible shower is the future.
[flopsweat!](https://youtu.be/c7RPHeSvnp4?si=yYiqCTZBMDdmBC5v)
You’d be sweating too if your schmeat was missing like that, cut homie some slack
His name is River for a DAMN reason, choom!
Bruh what
THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE
I never finish his quest. I never do the BBQ. Man cant take no for an answer so i just ghost him instead lol
Lmaoooo
That’s hilarious.
I don’t know about anyone else, but Rivers always seemed like he would be a nervous sweater to me.
Think he forgot he is out of the shower
That is hilarious. I was cringing the whole time he was at the apartment lol.
Oh noooo where are his privates? There’s literally a model in the game files with River’s custom XL wang, both flaccid and erect and they use this?? They could’ve at least used the model with underwear 😭😭
Also, bros sweating like crazy ^/s
Chilling you said…….
This should be the new sweating Jordan Peele meme
He’s just nervous being in V’s apartment for the first time
where is it
Just when I thought this dude couldn’t creep me out anymore than he already did in the base game…
I didn’t think the poor guy could become any more cursed.
wheres the cock?
Rivers are wet, yeah
Cdpr fucking hates River.