Post your V’s accomplishments/disasters like it’s a Florida Man headline. I’ll start:
Post your V’s accomplishments/disasters like it’s a Florida Man headline. I’ll start:
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Local gonk gets wasted, fights giant metal spider with samurai sword he forged from scrapped vinyl albums.
“I had no idea what I was thinking” says gonk after he stumbled his way out of the mess.
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Local gonk kills 17 in hit’n’run. Later said “it’s not his fault, car went crazy after driving over curb”
Night City woman stops organized crime activity, killing 15, when they aggressively asked her to leave the sidewalk in front of the facility.
Local gonk surprised when obvious missed flirtations result in one night stand with Militech employee
Local gonk falls for braindance scam, nearly becomes scav beef
Local gonk beats the shit out of arasaka employee “Adam” with dildo, doesn’t elaborate, and vanishes without a trace
California Man “accidentally” wipes out entire NCPD force due to “the wrong CET keybind”
Bored local gonk throws a grenade at a child, ends up killing the entire US military
Local gonk goes cyberpsycho after local citizen, in a state of panic because of nearby gang war, accidentally runs her over.
Night City man missing in badlands during sandstorm, wanted to find a shortcut like ” a real nomad”.
Local woman fists an entire private army while roided on berserk juice in a ballgown
My v’s face always looks stupid in photo mode
Local angry homosexual man beats MaxTac to death with a vibrator
Tonight in Watson, a week-long killing spree ends when cyberpyscho decides to take a nap.
Local gonk “yeeted himself off a roof and fell to a clumsy end.”