People dickride the devs so hard but basic bugs are still abundant in this game
BigBoss738
tech in the body is still working. nothing’s wrong in here.
same thing for the eyes.
PerspectiveRare8965
Lmao. Who cares. Shit like this is funny.
CrowHoonter
You never played a bethesda game have you?
East-Specialist-4847
Obviously you’ve never played skyrim
Zestyclose-Fee6719
This is a big part of why they’re leaving the engine behind. It’s amazing in some ways but bug-prone in others.
Rizenstrom
Some people are really out here acting like other games don’t have bugs… smh
tetsuomiyaki
chrome compressor 2.0
Faceless_Deviant
With all the cyberware people are running in this world, someone surviving without their head isnt that big of a stretch. Probably just moved their brain to the butt to be cooler than maelstrom or something.
Garlic-Rough
Probably why they’re shifting to Unreal 5 for Orion?
RumoCrytuf
Wonder if cyberware can make people like that one headless chicken.
ricecheks
Lore accurate maelstrom member
ghostyghostghostt
Why would you want THIS removed?
BrilliantMortgage105
Who cares, the devs were forced into massive crunch and released a game not ready due to higher ups at CDPR, and it was a broken, the devs worked hard to bring CP back to how it was supposed to be, how they envisioned CP to be in patch 2.0. And CP ended up being amazing. Yea it has bugs still but big kudos to those devs for all that work to bring the game into the state it is now considering how it was launched, that’s some impressive effort and should be praised.
LilySayo
WEll maybe his cyber implants do not require a functioning head!
Nollekowitsch
I still have T-posing in the Intro scene with Jacky
DuffelBagCollector
These bugs are funny. The real issue is other stuff.
Like the fact that since 2.0 came out the game crashes constantly. I digested it because it was my third playthrough but it’s not an amazing thing to see.
Edit: also your breathing was a bit scary. It feels like you have an iron lung
0fficerCumDump
I’m sorry are you actually mad about this?
DocDjebil
If you are experiencing hallucinations like fires, rockerboy terrorists or people without heads please go to your local riperdoc.
shadowscar248
I mean there’s still some shit. Some quests like the cyberpsychos still glitches and can’t complete. It’s still good though
a90s2cs
I love it when you sneak up on some gonk on the holo and chop their head off and the conversation just keeps going. Then they finish the convo, hang up and drop dead. Something about that just resonates in me.
Phytor
Year 2023 and people still recording their screens with a cellphone.
Aznathel
Yeah, we know. It’s still getting posted every three fucking days.
RenagadeJeDi
They did a good job patching those exploits tho!!
NewChip547
Bro said you not messing up my monologue 😂
meatbag2010
’tis but a scratch
Skelligean
vicevanilla
dude got the chicken os cyberware installed
cheesecase
Cdpr tends to leave funny non gameplay impacting bugs like this on purpose. Like roach popping wheelies in witcher 3.
For those of us that don’t take ourselves as seriously as you do, they’re hilarious.
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People dickride the devs so hard but basic bugs are still abundant in this game
tech in the body is still working. nothing’s wrong in here.
same thing for the eyes.
Lmao. Who cares. Shit like this is funny.
You never played a bethesda game have you?
Obviously you’ve never played skyrim
This is a big part of why they’re leaving the engine behind. It’s amazing in some ways but bug-prone in others.
Some people are really out here acting like other games don’t have bugs… smh
chrome compressor 2.0
With all the cyberware people are running in this world, someone surviving without their head isnt that big of a stretch. Probably just moved their brain to the butt to be cooler than maelstrom or something.
Probably why they’re shifting to Unreal 5 for Orion?
Wonder if cyberware can make people like that one headless chicken.
Lore accurate maelstrom member
Why would you want THIS removed?
Who cares, the devs were forced into massive crunch and released a game not ready due to higher ups at CDPR, and it was a broken, the devs worked hard to bring CP back to how it was supposed to be, how they envisioned CP to be in patch 2.0. And CP ended up being amazing. Yea it has bugs still but big kudos to those devs for all that work to bring the game into the state it is now considering how it was launched, that’s some impressive effort and should be praised.
WEll maybe his cyber implants do not require a functioning head!
I still have T-posing in the Intro scene with Jacky
These bugs are funny. The real issue is other stuff.
Like the fact that since 2.0 came out the game crashes constantly. I digested it because it was my third playthrough but it’s not an amazing thing to see.
Edit: also your breathing was a bit scary. It feels like you have an iron lung
I’m sorry are you actually mad about this?
If you are experiencing hallucinations like fires, rockerboy terrorists or people without heads please go to your local riperdoc.
I mean there’s still some shit. Some quests like the cyberpsychos still glitches and can’t complete. It’s still good though
I love it when you sneak up on some gonk on the holo and chop their head off and the conversation just keeps going. Then they finish the convo, hang up and drop dead. Something about that just resonates in me.
Year 2023 and people still recording their screens with a cellphone.
Yeah, we know. It’s still getting posted every three fucking days.
They did a good job patching those exploits tho!!
Bro said you not messing up my monologue 😂
’tis but a scratch
dude got the chicken os cyberware installed
Cdpr tends to leave funny non gameplay impacting bugs like this on purpose. Like roach popping wheelies in witcher 3.
For those of us that don’t take ourselves as seriously as you do, they’re hilarious.