“I can build a particle accelerator from scratch, but I! CAN’T! NAIL! ONE! BOARD! STRAIGHT!
“I can build a particle accelerator from scratch, but I! CAN’T! NAIL! ONE! BOARD! STRAIGHT!
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REACH FOR VODKA TONIGHT
“I see one, two, thr- oh shit”
“you have no honor”
“Their screams are so.. erotic.. *moans*”
SCHTABBING!!!
Hey player drop the chips and GET ME SOME AMMO
“Oh! I won’t be able to sit for weeks!”
Pretty much any Willard Wyler quote.
“Need more beans for the chowder here!”
“I got the ray gun. AWESOME”
This line the first time I heard it made me burst out laughing. I don’t remember the exact wording but Nikolai says:
“Just because I’m Russian you think I know where we are? Your American, draw me map of fucking Chicago!”
Idk why but I’ve always thought the way Primis Takeo says “…open it!” when he first sees the box in Origins was hilarious
Anything jfk says is my favorite
“When I died, I felt nothing. When Dempsey died, I felt…something. When Takeo died, I knew I had to save them.” – Richtofen
The quality of the gun, is not as important as the bad motherfucker holding it!
~ Takeo