I mean he doesn’t look like he can fuck anything, so, got that going for me. He could, however, smash my fucking face apart so probably just nothing.
die9991
Probably die?
Geeky__Velvet
Let him have her! 😂😂
CupcakeFantastic8383
Beat him to death with a dildo.
RedbeardTheTired124
Big ol’ horseshoe magnet to the biopod, turn what’s left of his brain off for a while.
kss420
Die
ODST_Parker
Probably already dead by that point.
GuccMaster
He ain’t wrong tho
Asleep-Cover-2625
Run around the city for 300 hours before killing him.
BigHairyNewfie
Throw a magnet at him, I honestly want to know if it would do anything especially if it sticks close to his eyes probably worth the risk.
PixelatedManiac
Who the fuck is he?!
AnonymousGuy9494
Send him a single short circuit
HemaMemes
Move to a different town
Rediesel69
That’s why she’s my girl
MateoDojima
Ignore it. It’s clearly no more human than Brendan.
VampyreOfNazareth
I chop off the cybercock on his meatsuit.
greensquad5
Let him or ill end up in two Pieces or the fuckable meat he uses 🤣
Human_Adept
Give him a Blackwall Ai for a fair fight.
MJBotte1
Take away his anime
mackmcd_
Agree with him. It’s pretty crass, but it’s just a compliment. Thanks for noticing, Adam.
DeadWombats
Agree with him.
She’s fuckable and made of meat, so technically correct.
Eborys
“How would you know, robopants.”
Glorf_Warlock
Pretend I’m Elvis.
Affectionate-Tip-164
Beat him to death with a dildo.
Colonel_dinggus
Send my regards from Johnny silver hand
topsoil_eater
turn on a microwave
BlindWalnut
Grab the dildo
Inde_Mike
Prestigious_Can4520
Shove some thermite grenades into his chassis when he turns and watch the fireworks
KyberWolf_TTV
Pull out a neodymium magnet. He ain’t gonna like dis. Enjoy trying to grip a tiny sliver of metal with your chunky fingers. Get fucked.
bearsheperd
I agree with him
Intelligent-Remove33
Blow he ass up
w1987g
Am I a random NPC or am I V? If the former, haggle for our lives and maybe even some eddies.
If V at the beginning, nothing. If V at the end… waste him, slowly
Informal-Reading4602
“You’re completely right.”
Hi_Im_Canard
I murder my father and take over Arasaka.
matches991
Pull out guts and pew pew real fucking good. Revenge for Rebecca
Emergency-Gear-4773
I will pretend I did not hear anything.
_-PERPETUALLY-EEPY-_
Well, he doesn’t have a dick, so
Lolsoda94
Propose myself as fuckable meat
StanislavCDP
Guys i can’t lie I have a giant fucking girl crush on adam smasher. I wanna squeeze his cable-managed hydraulic biceps
Natasha-Kerensky
I peg him.
magicman1145
I tell him he can fuck her if he wants to, reminding him that he doesn’t have a penis and can’t fuck her. This shame overloads his system and incapacitates him, after which my girl and I both fuck him in his mouth and rear waste dispenser. I’m actually not sure if he has a mouth, but we’ll figure something out.
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Absolutely nothing.
Pour water on his cyberware
I mean he doesn’t look like he can fuck anything, so, got that going for me. He could, however, smash my fucking face apart so probably just nothing.
Probably die?
Let him have her! 😂😂
Beat him to death with a dildo.
Big ol’ horseshoe magnet to the biopod, turn what’s left of his brain off for a while.
Die
Probably already dead by that point.
He ain’t wrong tho
Run around the city for 300 hours before killing him.
Throw a magnet at him, I honestly want to know if it would do anything especially if it sticks close to his eyes probably worth the risk.
Who the fuck is he?!
Send him a single short circuit
Move to a different town
That’s why she’s my girl
Ignore it. It’s clearly no more human than Brendan.
I chop off the cybercock on his meatsuit.
Let him or ill end up in two Pieces or the fuckable meat he uses 🤣
Give him a Blackwall Ai for a fair fight.
Take away his anime
Agree with him. It’s pretty crass, but it’s just a compliment. Thanks for noticing, Adam.
Agree with him.
She’s fuckable and made of meat, so technically correct.
“How would you know, robopants.”
Pretend I’m Elvis.
Beat him to death with a dildo.
Send my regards from Johnny silver hand
turn on a microwave
Grab the dildo
Shove some thermite grenades into his chassis when he turns and watch the fireworks
Pull out a neodymium magnet. He ain’t gonna like dis. Enjoy trying to grip a tiny sliver of metal with your chunky fingers. Get fucked.
I agree with him
Blow he ass up
Am I a random NPC or am I V? If the former, haggle for our lives and maybe even some eddies.
If V at the beginning, nothing. If V at the end… waste him, slowly
“You’re completely right.”
I murder my father and take over Arasaka.
Pull out guts and pew pew real fucking good. Revenge for Rebecca
I will pretend I did not hear anything.
Well, he doesn’t have a dick, so
Propose myself as fuckable meat
Guys i can’t lie I have a giant fucking girl crush on adam smasher. I wanna squeeze his cable-managed hydraulic biceps
I peg him.
I tell him he can fuck her if he wants to, reminding him that he doesn’t have a penis and can’t fuck her. This shame overloads his system and incapacitates him, after which my girl and I both fuck him in his mouth and rear waste dispenser. I’m actually not sure if he has a mouth, but we’ll figure something out.