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I may be a thief, smuggler, carjacker, extortionist, and maybe even a killer, but one thing I'm not is a gonk ass jaywalker.
Cyberpunk 2077

I may be a thief, smuggler, carjacker, extortionist, and maybe even a killer, but one thing I’m not is a gonk ass jaywalker.

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I may be a thief, smuggler, carjacker, extortionist, and maybe even a killer, but one thing I’m not is a gonk ass jaywalker.

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  2. UpsetNeighborhood842

    It’s legal to jaywalk in California so you would still be in the right

  3. bobthejimifan

    Remember: it isn’t Jay walking if you jump over the street…

  4. KegelsForYourHealth

    Jaywalking is technically more safe. It was made up as a crime because racism.

  7. SuboptimalSupport

    This is where I just pull out a gun and aim at people. No shooting, just some mild menacing.

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    Sometimes I even get a free car for a while.

  8. backwardzhatz

    I’m no low-life jaywalker either, but it’s mostly because the drivers in NC will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP if you put one toe out of line

  9. Krilesh

    bro the walkways have WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALKWALK WALK WALK

  10. Ysibil

    I wouldn’t jaywalk either when every car in cyberpunk thinks they’re A-Train.

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