Reed when he’s waiting for you to call only to see on the news that you’re soloing arasaka tower with nothing but a 12 inch dildo

16 Comments

  1. Han-Solo-Jr-

    Sir John Phallustiff, the one and only. What an iconic weapon šŸ˜‰

  2. Han-Solo-Jr-

    Sir John Phallustiff, the one and only. What an iconic pleasure šŸ˜‰

  3. IceColdSkimMilk

    Take my upvote, I laughed way too hard at this. Perfect use of gif.

  4. brandonmiq

    Bahaha this is a perfect post. Well done.

  5. HeroinJimmy

    “Hey, Reed? That merc you been running with, the one with the malfunctioning relic, what was their name?”

    “V. Why? You got something on ’em?”

    “You could say that. Sending you a link. It’s live by the way”

  6. CrimeFightingScience

    Best ending, all my homies hate Arasaka.

  7. LeftAdhesiveness0

    Solomon Reed when I tell him iā€˜m on the way to the moon with songbird

  8. Sewingmink160

    LMFAO!

    … I now had to explain to my family why I just laughed quietly and uncontrollably as if I was suffocating.

  9. PartridgeViolence

    Chitin and second heart to help out.

  10. Deathsneak

    You sir might have just won the internet today,to the top you go šŸ˜€

  11. the_chistu

    Reed sitting there asking himself “what is *with* this kid and starting shit in mega towers?”

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