Johnny never died! His psyche was copied, yes, but his original body managed to escape Arasaka and he’s trying to make his way back. I HAVE PROOF!

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  1. Hey guys it’s Keanu Reeves, I want to eat a nice meal today but I forgot a wallet. Please send me $20 so that I can eat a nice meal and not die of disappointment.

    Need proof it’s me?

  2. ShantyLady

    The spam emails in this game are top notch!

  3. ObservableObject

    You joke, but canonically speaking this might actually be true. The upper half of his body that was left after Smasher blew the rest off is frozen in Angel’s basement, I think Mike confirmed that it’s like a Marvel death sort of thing where nobody ever actually 100% verified his status, so GMs can have flexibility on whether or not he’s actually dead dead.

  4. Why do I get the feeling Mr. Trump is trying to scam us again?

  5. IAmMattnificent

    ‘Fuck Arasaka’?

    Yeah, that checks out. Def Johnny

  6. Allaroundlost

    Say this out loud to your self. It sounds more like a Asia person speaking english. Meaning Silverhand does not write or speak this way. Nice find though.

  7. Wow man use the spoiler tags before throwing spoilers like this. You can unlock the spoiler tags by sending 25 USD dollars to the PayPal account I messaged you btw.

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