I think I figured out why Night City’s traffic is so atrocious. Whoever leads their civil engineering department is clearly a cyberpsycho.

14 Comments

  1. What other maniac would put a crosswalk so close to another crosswalk like that!?

  2. mmmmPryncypalki

    Thanks, now i can’t unsee it and it will bother me for the rest of my life. Weird tho i didn’t noticed it myself

  3. SternLXenixa

    Someone at the City Planners office is laughing manically at the mere thought of what they approved.

  4. sparky662

    This is nothing, wait until you see the design of the multi lane highways and insane merge lanes.

  5. theflipcrazy

    When your city planning is done by an AI art program.

  6. jonthejoker13

    I think Mike Pondsmith said that he developed Nighty City by making the absolute worst traffic in a game of SimCity. So you’re not too far off.

  7. No_Tamanegi

    Some of the elevation changes are absolutely bonkers. I know I mostly drive around like a jackass, but the fact that I can get airborne on the offramp from japantown into Kabuki just shouldn’t happen.

  8. Obvious-Okra5484

    It’s probably Cal Poly San Luis Obispo engineers. Night city basically grows out towards it. Poor Morro Bay.

    Edit: Cal Poly is known to be a very strong engineering school in California.

  9. DreamerOfRain

    Thing is civil engineering is not really a thing with corporation – if they want the city to put this road that lead to this store so they get a 0.001% increase in profit, well the city is gonna do it

  10. thequantumlibrarian

    The civ engineer assigned to this project girlbossed a little bit too hard on this one!

  11. Nomaymeanyes

    Show me one real city that doesn’t have absolutely moronic traffic solutions somewhere within the city limits. Every city has at least one.

  12. Against-The-Current

    Having very little parking lots, parkades, and parking spots is what confuses me the most.

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