Aggro’d Woodman and reloaded my save. He decided to leave his burger on the desk and eat something else
Aggro’d Woodman and reloaded my save. He decided to leave his burger on the desk and eat something else
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Wrong way Woodsman, but you have the right idea!
He is trying his best
I witnessed as a NCPD criminal expert at a crime scene was writing down his report onto / into his gun.
Then I went to Lizzy’s and there was a flying pink bat guarding the entrance (*equipped with an AI I assume — its owner, that Mox with pink buns was chitchatting with the receptionist inside, so an amicable bat decided to cover for its owner ))*)
Then I saw as Panam was going to hop onto a bike but unfortunately missed it and hopped… well, the wind? The air? Or perhaps there was a bike indeed but equipped with optical camouflage so I didn’t see it?
And there with this update the average air temperature in Night City obviously increased — it is so hot now there that even the concrete and asphalt melt, so when my V zeroes someone — their body fall to the ground and sinks in it like it’s not concrete but it is chocolate or something.
I didn’t played CP 2077 when it was just released so I have nothing to compare these bugs with — I read there were like tons of them back in 2020. I started to play in this spring (version 1.60I think), and it was super stable and there were no such glitches / bugs, well, at least in my two playthroughs. So all these funny things I witness now are something of a new experience to me :))))
I am not annoyed, at least yet, and I greatly enjoy these… emm… imperfections — with a big hope that they will be addressed asap ))))
When Jackie slotted in the Relic for me, he was holding his gun and just stuck it into his head sideways lol
mf think he is an italian gangster
We need more chocolate guns!
Guess he could use some more iron in his diet.
“not like that! Put some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger.”
-Johnny Silverhand
I mean, it’s a good source of iron
Honestly, eating his gun is a pretty smart move, the alternative is a mantis blade to the gut.
This was happening last night to me when I made a new game to go in for the DLC, but for Jackie in the entire intro sequence. We were walking in to the plaza and dude just has a straight gun out going through security, made the entire sequence hilarious.
Woodman took “eating lead” literally
He is foreshadowing his death.. trying to eat a magazine.
Why are these bugs so common? NPCs holding the wrong object or the object floating at the wrong spot (e.g. hamburger in this case floating in the air 1 metre next to his hand, but following his hand’s movement as if attached) seem super common and I find them painfully immersion breaking.