Why did Blundell feel the need to turn the story into a confusing multiverse fuckfest with aliens and squid monsters as the central antagonists?
I know some YouTubers like J Rizzo think the story line is cool and epic and shit like that but if we take off the fanboy goggles and seperate the story from the gameplay you’ll realize that the story is just jumbled incoherent mess that sounds like a terrible fanfic written by an 8 year old. And for some reason Blundell and his team thought their story was fire and that they were like master story tellers. Like no lol. Keep the story in the background and stop turning it into some convoluted mess.
bionicle1995
Why is Maxis so hot 🥵🥵🥵🥵
I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch
Explain Vanguard lore.
Just kidding nobody here ever played Vanguard in fact we pretend it doesn’t exist, anyways my real question, do you think Doctor Monty has hot gay sex with the Shadowman, it’s important information and I need to know it
Nicky_G_873
Does this include Chaos?
Jsnightlife
I haven’t played bo3/bo4. Whats the main storyline from there to the end?
ZombiesDadJokes
Do we know the extent of someone’s power when they’re in the MPD? Richtofen could resurrect the Victis/reverse time after 10 years, but Samantha seemingly couldn’t just point at the Ultimis and kill them after 80 years (entered in 1945, Moon is 2025).
Significant_Inside74
Who has the biggest 🍆 in the entire multiverse?
Daddy-Stroke-Me
Explain how Classified is chronologically both before and after Five simultaneously?
joe_m3ma
Is maxis a certified booze cruiser
shaqfuisbest
What is the “unfinished business” Peter McCain mentions in alpha omega?
MissAJHunter
What is Project Janus and why does it require Sam Maxis to be out of the picture?
Major-Transition-983
how many ball hairs does maxis 3rd cousin have
-xHanix-
So was the whole story actually real? Or was it the imagining of Richthofen and Samantha’s games?
Impossible-Emu-295
How did Ultimis Richtofen turn into a zombie
SupremeToca
Explain how five and ascension take place at the same time
Brandito667
What happens to Dempsey, takeo, and Nikolai after Richthofen’s grand scheme? Do they die?
Suspicious_Orchid612
Explain how to get to round 100 on call of the dead
beanuspietrap
Is Richtofen really gay?
Professional_Car5297
#WHY DOES QUICK REVIVE TASTE LIKE FISH?
Rumassassin
What happened to the pre-SOE Richtofen at the start of blood?
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Name all the demons in Vanguard zombies
Why did Blundell feel the need to turn the story into a confusing multiverse fuckfest with aliens and squid monsters as the central antagonists?
I know some YouTubers like J Rizzo think the story line is cool and epic and shit like that but if we take off the fanboy goggles and seperate the story from the gameplay you’ll realize that the story is just jumbled incoherent mess that sounds like a terrible fanfic written by an 8 year old. And for some reason Blundell and his team thought their story was fire and that they were like master story tellers. Like no lol. Keep the story in the background and stop turning it into some convoluted mess.
Why is Maxis so hot 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Explain Vanguard lore.
Just kidding nobody here ever played Vanguard in fact we pretend it doesn’t exist, anyways my real question, do you think Doctor Monty has hot gay sex with the Shadowman, it’s important information and I need to know it
Does this include Chaos?
I haven’t played bo3/bo4. Whats the main storyline from there to the end?
Do we know the extent of someone’s power when they’re in the MPD? Richtofen could resurrect the Victis/reverse time after 10 years, but Samantha seemingly couldn’t just point at the Ultimis and kill them after 80 years (entered in 1945, Moon is 2025).
Who has the biggest 🍆 in the entire multiverse?
Explain how Classified is chronologically both before and after Five simultaneously?
Is maxis a certified booze cruiser
What is the “unfinished business” Peter McCain mentions in alpha omega?
What is Project Janus and why does it require Sam Maxis to be out of the picture?
how many ball hairs does maxis 3rd cousin have
So was the whole story actually real? Or was it the imagining of Richthofen and Samantha’s games?
How did Ultimis Richtofen turn into a zombie
Explain how five and ascension take place at the same time
What happens to Dempsey, takeo, and Nikolai after Richthofen’s grand scheme? Do they die?
Explain how to get to round 100 on call of the dead
Is Richtofen really gay?
#WHY DOES QUICK REVIVE TASTE LIKE FISH?
What happened to the pre-SOE Richtofen at the start of blood?