For me, its definitely PHD. probably still buy it if it wasn’t introduced with a jingle but the jingle alone triples how much I love this perk!
For me, its definitely PHD. probably still buy it if it wasn’t introduced with a jingle but the jingle alone triples how much I love this perk!
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Rest in pieces, down for the count. No revival, you’re bleedin’ out. Your epitaph says you died a wealthy man, but you can have it all come back and seal the master plan with Tombstone! It’s Tombstone! It’s Tombstone! It’s Tombstone! Health is drainin’ you’re on the ropes. Death is waitin’, don’t lose your hopes. Your will and testament ain’t making that much sense, you’re listed as the only heir to whom you may bequest. It’s Tombstone! It’s Tombstone! It’s Tombstone! It’s Tombstone! *Tombstone*
Ive always liked double taps jingle
Press those lips against the one that truly moves you, speed cola speeds up your life.
With a little window wine, you’re mine 😈
Deadeye Dewdrops.
Quick revive goat
*Your hands are cold.*
*Your movement’s lifeless.*
*You want more speed.*
*You’re feeling restless.*
*So take a sip, yes!*
*You’ll move much faster.*
*But, you ask “how?”*
*Speed Cola’s the answer! Ha hey!*
*Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you!*
*Speed Cola speeds up your life!*
***Ariba!***
When you need some health to get by
Reach for juggernogggg tonight
The jingle causes people to buy perks?
Whos who. Need I say more?
Elemental Pop
Cowboys can’t shoot slow
Or they’ll end up below.
When they need some help,
They reach for the root beer shelf
(Yee-haw!).
Cowboys can’t shoot slow,
Or they’ll end up below,
When they need some help,
They reach for the root beer shelf.
YA THIRSTY PARTNER!?
widows wine
With the HEADSHOT power of a DEADSHOT Daiquiri!
Gotta be the best, the one and only, the biggest, the baddest, the donkey punch, Eeyore elixir, the bestan at my wedding is mule kick
Ya need a little revive!
I would’ve said it but looks like you already did the work for me, even though I would’ve bought it regardless lol
*Some say seek and you will find*
*Just don’t let this blow your mind*