Computer, load grass.jpeg. Safety protocols off.

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  1. franku624

    Higher beings of consciousness could wonder what their role in a pre-fractal progression could be since it seems that this universe and therefore, the universes we simulate, are composed of at least one initiator and generators. Humanity could be a safe way to explore many things such as the choice to end the fractal progression. Is self importance by circumstance significant enough to outweigh self sacrifice? However, lensing means we attribute our own self importance, and therefore thought experiments like these should be a personal guide to our own conscious experience, not that of what we don’t know or understand.

  2. HazelrahFiver

    This seems like the highest level of conspiracy theory…. but part of me always worries that they are right.

  3. Genesis_Echo

    Sounds like an excuse to not touch grass

  4. jaavaaguru

    Anyone who says “touch grass” sounds dumb IMO

  5. If some cosmic dev spent time coding the grass, show some respect and touch it damn it!

  6. Sandgrease

    What if we are the gnostic entities harvesting our own suffering?

  7. VeganPizzaPie

    Naw, touching grass is still good advice

  8. moctezuma-

    Word vomit makes tweet sound cool and smart

  9. I’m learning how to make grass and water shaders in game dev, does that count as touching grass? 😜

  10. LowBeautiful1531

    The grass is covered in carcinogens tho

  11. ImoJenny

    Gnosticism at first blush: Hey, neat

    Gnosticism once you scratch the surface: Wow, you’re a bunch of fucking idiots, and like most religious nitwits, you have completely failed to individuate and integrate your personality. You think that the world is roiling with the machinations of extradimensional horrors but in reality, what you have seen is merely a psycho-social phenomenon resulting from the unhealthy collective unconscious which you have unknowingly formed with your fellow gnostics. You actually do need to touch grass and more than that, you need to get away from other humans for an extended period so that you can begin to distinguish the external world from your own interior psychosis.

  12. JeddakofThark

    Someone may have read Replay by Ken Grimwood. They are living in a time loop and one of the people in it is an insane serial killer who believes that aliens are doing it and that he has to appease them with violence and suffering.

  13. Elan_Morin_Tedronaii

    Ok, I’ve created a grass file, now what?

  14. _FilthyRedApe_

    Dmt is the only way to meet our overlords.

  15. robthefourth

    This guy reeeeeeallllyyy needs to touch grass

  16. Anotsurei

    JPEG!? Eww, I’m not a hobo. I need a PNG at least.

  17. madwilliamflint

    People who talk like this, even as a goof, need to touch grass.

  18. KastorNevierre

    It’s wild how people will come up with the most far fetched explanations for their own suffering instead of doing the bare minimum introspection required to find satisfaction with freeing their own mind.

    But hey I guess if it were that easy, there wouldn’t be many churches around.

  19. luis-mercado

    Cybernetic Samsara would be a sick name for an EBM band.

  20. He’s been spending too much time playing Kult

  21. rodando_y_trolling

    lol when people literally cannot comprehend that there are fulfilling experiences awaiting them in the off-world colonies if they’d just leave the house and talk to girls.

  22. jmcolext

    Damn didn’t know the entities were Gnostics

  23. radicallymagical

    Very r/im14andthisisdeep . And an excuse to not leave ur place

  24. This reminds me, I should watch the matrix again. Maybe also Paprika and Ghost in the Shell

  25. DiatonicSir

    Ok so thought experiment, how do this beings harness suffering? What is it? Something like cortisol? And if they do is it really worth it to enslave billions of people in lets say matrix like pods? With those resources cant they get their “suffering molecule” from somewhere cheaper?

  26. cylinder_man

    No, if you post like this you 100000000% need to touch grass immediately

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