Hackers have been solved! [BO2]

Good news everyone! Tired of hackers ruining your experience? Angry you spent 30$ on a game from 2012 that has more hackers than the DPRK!? 🇰🇵
Don't worry! We have a hot new solution courtesy of activision support! Just delete your account and start fresh! Hell, why not create a whole new PSN account and just buy the game again?! It was all so obvious, how could I have been so foolish!