So it's Friday, I'm tired, I just wanna finish my placements. 5 wins away from rank. Inferno, CT side, nice and chill.
Get matched with two absolute helicopters bunny hopping across mid like it's a movement map, one tapping revolver headshots and no scope AWP headshots every single round. 100% HS rate, 10+ KD, rounds ending in 20 seconds because apparently aiming is optional now.
Sorry Valve but how hard is it to flag this in real time?? If someone has 100% HS rate, 10 KD, only no scopes and every round is over in 20 seconds, that is not "good game sense," that's a bot with a mouse. At minimum just KICK them mid match (not even a ban yet, just kick and flag the account for manual review after) so the other 9 people in the lobby don't have their night ruined. You already have all this data, VACnet, trust factor, whatever you call it this week, USE IT.
Some actual ideas since apparently I'm doing Valve's job for free:
- Auto-kick + flag when HS rate, reaction time and flick angles are statistically impossible for a human (you have this data already)
- Instant replay review triggered automatically when a round ends in under X seconds with a suspicious kill pattern
- Temporary shadow-queue for flagged accounts instead of dumping them straight into ranked lobbies
Anyway, somehow won that game 13:0 because our helicopters were nice enough to carry, so I figure let's just relax and play a chill Wingman instead.
First round. Two headshots. From a revolver.
Turned off the game. I'm done for today.