Brown pants because I shit myself last time I heard news from Complexity.
Stiletto to backstab the North American CS fanbase.
Benjamin Franklin hat to represent the immense racks Jason Lake walked away with after selling America's last hope.
Austin Major tote bag to represent Jason Lake getting a bag after giving a speech on the rooftop of the Moody Center at the Austin TX Major talking about "Reviving NA CS," only to sell the Complexity roster a month later.
Jokes aside, I love Jason Lake, but he has a $10,000 Herman Miller chair in the background of his Complexity sellout video while talking about how "we didn't have the funds to continue operations." SELL THE CHAIR, JASON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?!